You better watch out, you better not cry,
you better not pout, I'm telling you why...
Santa Claus is coming to town.
He's making a list checking it twice,
he's gonna find out who's been naughty or nice...
Santa Claus is coming to town.


He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake,
he knows if you have been good or bad, so be good for goodness sake!
You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout,
I'm telling you why... Santa Claus is coming to town.

Have you been naughty or nice this year?

    naughty
    nice

Who is your favorite reindeer?

    Rudolfe
    Dasher
    Dancer
    Prancer
    Vixen
    Cupid
    Donder
    Blitzen

What do you leave Santa for a snack on Christmas Eve?

    cookies and milk
    pizza and coke
    cereal and juice
    oranges and nuts
    sandwich
    no snack
    other, please specify:

If you were an Elf, what Elf job would you like to do?

    I'd like to be a toy maker.
    I'd like to be a present wrapper
    I'd like taking care of all the reindeer.
    I'd help Santa read all his letters.
    I'd like to help Santa with the Naughty and Nice list.
    I'd like to help Mrs.Claus in the North Pole Kitchen.
    I'd like to take care of the sleigh and pack it full of toys.




Name:
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(this information will be required if you want Santa Claus to reply)


Santa is a jolly guy, here are his favorite jokes....
Q. Why does Santa have three gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf-esteem.

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A. Fleece Navidad!

Q. If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would 
he be called?
A. A subordinate Claus.

Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A. Claustrophobic.

Q. What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
A. Pour Santaflush on him.

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes.

Q. How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer
"Olive"? Olive, you ask?
Yeah, you know...
"Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..."
Santa had a few people stop by....
you are number...

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