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When I say President Bush. You think:
The best president in the history of the United States.
An OK president, we've had better.
The worst president in the history of the United States.
It's too early to tell we should wait and see.
Weaseled his way into office by planting democrats in positions to create ballots that other democrats would be too stupid to figure out how to vote on, had the democrats that run the polling places prevent blacks from voting by giving them speeding tickets, then planted democrats in positions to count only his ballots.
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Didn't Bill Clinton beat him in 1992?

When I say President Clinton. You think:
The best president in the history of the United States.
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The worst president in the history of the United States.
Hide your daughters, New York, Bubba's comin', and Hillary won't be around to contol him.
The life line for McDonald's.
Isn't she a Senator now?
Thank God it's over.

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