| QUOTEs!! |
| you know, i have one simple request, that is to have sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads, is that to much to ask for? -austin powers santa maria its mongo -balzing saddles i once thought i had mono for a whole year turns out i was just really bored -waynes world corban dalisas multi pass - 5th element you have to cut me im blind out there -hansel thak goodness i wore under wear today -derick zoolander one time i was climbing mount pasuvious and i sliped and fell and i was like aaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa then i realized holy S#@#@# hansel maybe this could be a dream... and it was turns out i was at he coast of saint barg triping on acid... cool story hansel =hansel SNAP -zoolander you can lose your money but never lose your self -the guy i met at the 7 11 you just won the pretty pink ribon (hick voice) -a hick i met at the county fair and the heavens opend up and god said i hate you alfalfa -alfalfa dear darla i hate your stinkin guts you make me vomit your the skuuum between my toes love alf..alfa - buxkwheat mount wanna-hock-a-loogie -finding nemo scuba steve -big daddy wait a minute nice boys dont kiss like that -bridget jones diary a faithful heart makes wishes com true -cruching tiger hidden dragon harry: you sold my dead bird to a blind kid? lyod: harry i took care of it -dumb and dumber huh? oh.. the poison.. kuzcos posion..the posion to kill kuzco..the posion? -kronk okay everything..okay i will talk.. in third grade i cheated on my history exam. in fourth grade i stole my uncle maxs toupee and glued it to my face when i was moses im my hebrew school play. in fith grade i knocked my sister sdie down the stairs and balmed it on the dog. when my mom sent me to summer camp for fat kids and they served lunch i got nuts and pigged out and they kicked me out.....but the worst thing i ever done.. i mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then i went to this movie theatre ..hid the puke in my jacket , climbed up to the balcony and then tt hen i made this noise like this.. hua-hua-haaaaaaaaaaaaa, and then i dumped it over the side and then all over in the audiance . and then this was horrible, all the people startes getting sick and throwing up all over each other, i never felt so bad in my entire life. - chunk once upon a time there was a magical place where it never raind the end -holes ling ling you forgot your bling bling..niga please i just want to meet you half way..tell lu lu to lay of the chronic -ling lings mom benny boo boo..boo boo boo! -how to lose a guy in ten days dr. jones you no listen to me -short round indiana jones and the temple of doom left ear: he gots dogs i had a bad experience cahrlie: what happend? left ear: i had a bad experience man..im deaf -the italin job close your mouth micheal your not a cod fish -mary poppins you want to kiss me you want hug me you want to date me you want maryyy me -gracey lu free bush i bealive you under estimate the sneakiness -mr. deeds he thinks its you he thinks its you -mr. deeds look whos on the wrong side of the riiiver - the mummy im gonna get out of the car and drop you like 3rd period french -oceans 11 lance: it was a total electrical fire,it was like a the switches had sparks comin out and the sockets an a... it was like the fourth of july man fire fighter: why arent you wearin your pants joe? lance: i triped and then a then i had to take them off to run faster out of the flames lance: yeah she was like all i hate my job im gonna burn this mothha down and i said you better not...you better not -orange county look at us wher zomming i told you we wher hauling azz wher hauling azz alrighty! guess what i got back there you just tod me azz were hauling azz -rat race watch out he gots a sissy gun -shang hi knights holy crap vultures are eating my head -roy obanon dont go in the pantry i locked one of them in my pantry -signs your as cozy as barbed wire 0tuck ever lasting this is what i call high quality h20 -the water boy my mamma says that alligators are onery cause they got all them teetch and no tooth brush -wata boy its the devil -mamma WILLLLLLOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW -willow i got claws and i can use them -from some wolvirine figurnine i got rotten eggs the saftey of man kind -hell boy na we named the monkey jack -pirates wa happend? -the guy at the college zambooti napom -some wierd name NINE -no in german ello little creature -ccs movie just another body -the house im tierd of them making fun of us -just another weekend umalalakakakla cheese alka --the house you know when some one cuts the root beer - harass cheese! -every ccs movie shes dead! ..shes dead..shes...dead -the striper |
| these are some qutes i collected over the years or what ever .. there great to the sarahs!!!! the spelling might not be right but it gets the message out... |