A Song by Sir Seronia Merritt
(OOG: Sung to the Tune of "U + Ur Hand" by P!nk)
Check it out,
Gonna scout,
Here in Firelight.
Looking right,
At a wight,
In the moonlight.
Can�t you tell,
Don�t you know,
That it�s going down tonight?
The undead, desecrates, a beginning,
I hit him, six shots, and I�m winning.
That�s when skull head summoned a banshee,
But you see�
CHORUS
I�m not here with a peaceful intent,
You don�t really want to mess with me tonight,
Just stop and think a second,
Figure out if you would value your own life,
�Cause you know it�s over,
Before it began,
Before you blink I�ve taken your money,
And left you in the sand tonight.
All right,
Good luck,
I know you suck,
Necromance,
By yourself,
On a small duck,
Your touch,
As such,
Just like a shun,
So goodbye.
Listen up it�s just not happening,
You can say what you want to your minions,
Just know that you�re undone tonight,
All right?
CHORUS
In the tavern with your boys and you run amok,
But then you see that I walked in and know that you�re stuck,
Killing zombies to a permanent degree,
The necromancers getting sick of me.
You know who you are, un-livin, raisin� ghouls,
But you�re missing all your bones, aren�t ya?
CHORUS