2. Complete your BA degree
3. Watch your hair grow
4. Finally clean your keyboard
5. Count the tiles on the ceiling 200 times
6. Think about commercials you saw during the Super Bowl
7. Scribble I HAVE NO LIFE on a notepad
8. Read War and Peace, and write a book report on it
9. Contemplate the meaning of a General Protection Fault
10. Watch your AOL stocks decrease in value
11. Become mesmerized by your screen saver
12. Organize your desk
13. Spend "Quality Time" with your hard drive
14. Plan secret mission involving AOL headquarters and several rolls of toilet paper
15. Try to remember the words to the pledge of allegiance
16. Listen to the radio
17. Contemplate the meaning of the word "unlimited"
18. Clip your toenails