lights come on when you enter the room.
...the first thing you check when looking for a new car is whether the
trunk can hold a bound submissive or two.
...you take advantage of the needle exchange program in your city and
you have never used intravenous drugs in your entire life.
...you fake injuries just so you can replenish the medical play kit
from the ER.
...when you're told your brother-in-law is pussy whipped, it takes you a
moment to realize that doesn't necessarily mean he's transgendered.
...you can accurately convert horsepower to # of ponygirls harnessed.
...someone calls your wife a slut and you thank them.
...your favorite letter of the alphabet is O.
...nose to the grindstone is an orgasmic abrasion fantasy.
...you refer to your fully equipped van as "Squeals on Wheels".
...your travel agent recommends a 4 star bed and breakfast as part of
your vacation plans; you yawn and ask where the nearest
Dungeon and Gruel is to your destination.
...investing in stocks and bonds means refurbishing the play area.
...your children think your primary language is acronyms.
...you have a habit of calling conversion vans...perversion vans.
...you overhear your neighbor training his dog to sit, beg, play dead,
roll over; and find yourself obeying quicker than the dog does.
...you need to rent a U-Haul to get your toys to the play party.
...when someone asks you at denny's if you want whiped cream on your pie, you smile and giggle"
...You get disappointed when you go to a sausage fest and it's not what you thought it was.
...You can't wait to see any movie that has
references to marqui de sade in it.
...Instead of workout videos like "abs of steel"
or "buns of steel" your collection consist of videos called "ass and elbows" "the master"
and "who's afraid of virgina wolffe?"
"The horse whisperer" or "the mask". heh heh.
...you carry around a bottle of leather tanning oil.
...When a guy at the office complains about being the bosses whiping boy, you get a instant visual in your mind.
...You once thought the 1800's slave ownership,
was about a time when people knew how to party.
...You got excited when your dad used to go to the local hardware shop and buy
duct tape and extra rope. (just a joke)
...Your defination of braclets are different
then other peoples.
...When you see a pic of a fishing trophy
with the tuna hanging upside down from the pier you wonder why you haven't tried that yet.
...When you see mickey mouse tying up the giant in mickey and the beanstalk you think about becoming a switch. If mickey can do it, why can't you?
...Your garage is filled with saw horses
but you don't own a saw.
...You always thought sopa on a rope was a time saver.
...When someone hands you a small red rubber ball you instinctivley place it in your mouth.
...When you see a economy jar of vaseline in the store you snort out loud, "that's just not enough, who are they kidding?"
...Your first toy was a foot long cucumber.