| Scariest things about women | ||||||
| 1. They really DO believe what they say. 2. They really DO believe that situations should be analyzed by reference to personal feelings instead of common sense or logic. 3. They really DON'T care what a man says. They still think they can persuade him to their way of thinking on every issue. 4. They really DON'T want a man to be the boss; they just want him to pay all the bills and solve all their problems. And if they end up in a relationship where they are paying the bills, they view themselves as martyrs (whereas a man in that spot is the "norm"). 5. They really DO think it's important that things be kept in particular places, that articles of clothing match, and that places that can't be seen should be dusted. 6. They really DO think that shouting and screaming helps get their message across. 7. They really DON'T realize it when they are nagging a man to death. 8. Their list of top priorities can usually be deduced by men if the men imagine those things that would be at the bottom of the male list of priorities. 9. They don't HAVE to have sex to be happy. 10. They can approach the point of orgasm, then stop short of having it, and thereafter, in a little while, get over it. This is the scariest thing of all. It's inhuman! |
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