I have been noticing a new style for movies that has taken a lot of people's interest. It's this widescreen crap, Blockbuster has an entire section of movies with this widescreen feature. All it is, is regular copy of a movie, only on a smaller scale. People actually go out and rent or buy these movies, that they have already seen mind you, just to see how it looks on a widescreen. Wake up people!!!!!
This violates all the laws of math, if you have a 19 inch television, the screen isn't going to get any wider by putting in a twenty five dollar cassette in your VCR. That's the reason why you only see the movie on half of the screen. In other words, if you want to get a better horizontal view of a movie, at the same time, the movie has to be vertically fucked. Here's a question that this monstrosity has puzzled me with; If the backround objects are so important, why weren't they included in the original filming? I feel that if it wasn't filmed, I shouldn't have to pay to see it. The Widescreen version of Starwars costs more than the initial. That means you're paying the amount it would cost for a family dinner at Denny's, just to see a couple extra Ewoks, and possibly catch a glimpse of Jabba The Hut's ass. You want to know what I'm going to do to the people who patronize this Widescreen bullshit? I'm going to invent a Wideseat Toilet. So all these easily convinced mother fuckers can slip and fall into a pile of their own shit where they belong. |
