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| You know when you have been watching TV into the late hours of the night that some channels go off the air? Why do they have to put those color patterns on the screen with that loud, obnoxious and irritating noise? Cant it just say something like "Sorry, were off the air, please tune in at 7 a.m tomorrow morning when we will show an all new episode of "Consumer Saver" where Jane Fonda will make a formal hat out of gorilla turds and a nine volt battery."? Because, that's what most retail stores do when they close up. I think I should open up my own store, and when I close up I'm going to sit outside in my car honking the horn, and pointing up at a huge flashing neon sign above that says "LOOK!!!!!!! We're closed!!". That ought to show those goddamn networks. |
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