This started one day when I wanted to know the authenticity of a metal cd I found at a used store for $5.00 (I ultimately found out it's worth about twenty) by going into a metal head chat room on MSN. However, I didn't comply with their "NAME 5 BANDS AND HAIL!!!" policy so I was kicked from the room.
     I then thought it would be a good idea to make a room called "Metalheads are gay" just to piss them off. I did a good job of that, but one of them took the picture of me  from my chat profile and put it on the official Empire Of Metal website along with a comment about how stupid and gay I looked. I didn't mind that so much,  but I had to find out for myself just how "cool"  the badasses  from this elite cyber clique looked. Here's what I found.....
"My stupid parents bought me a Panasonic digital cam for christmas. I specificaly said Hitachi! Now I'm going to listen to Witchery and kill them."
I knew Chubs from Teenwolf      became an alcoholic. Him turning buttrock is a shocker though.
"You'd better get off our dirt farm. When Eddie Munster shakes his fist, that means he plans to eat you."
Slow down Sebastian, you're not at rock stardom yet.
"Would you like some making fuck BERZERKER!!!"
More fags....
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