Have you ever noticed that every time there is a freak accident, or a tragedy resulting in someone�s death on the news, the people that knew the guy always say �He was such a great guy, always had a smile on his face, was studying to be a doctor, and never even asked a girl for a blow job until he was 26 years old.�? I have yet to hear someone on the news say �Yeah, he was a real jagoff, never worked a day in his life, and his odor was rather offensive�.  No wonder these old liberal assholes seem to live forever. Screw Christianity, I think being a snobby dickhead is the key to everlasting life.
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