bored

Well, Serial Clone has done it again, he has created a list that is guaranteed to cure your boredom that you probably have now, or else you wouldn't be here. These are all my ideas. Now, some of these ideas may get you in trouble, shot at, arrested, possiby even deported, but they will cure your boredom. Here they are......

Make reservations to a fancy restaurant, look at the menu for at least 30 minutes, before finally deciding on a bowl of Malt-o-meal.

Go to McDonalds, and scream at the manager saying that they are disgracing Scottland by not serving alcohol.

Drive to the nearest mental hospital, put on a white smock and slippers. Then start to run around the parking lot yelling and screaming.

Go to a Walgreens buy a box of condoms, a roll of duct tape and a bag of Doritos, and watch how the clerk looks at you.

Make up about 5 titles for VIOLENT horror movies. Go to Blockbuster Video, and ask the staff if they carry these (non existant) movies. After they punch the titles of these (non existant) movies in the computer, and tell you "Im sorry, we don't carry these movies", tell them it's alright, and just rent "A Very Brady Christmas". This idea will work to its full potential in July.

Go to Sam Goody, and sing the song to the clerk you're looking for. It helps if it's an 80's cock rock, or teeny bopper song.

Go to a hardware store, buy a chainsaw, then ask if they carry any leather masks.

Go to a porno shop, buy a dildo, run home and swear it with olive oil. Go back to the porno shop, and tell them you wish to exchange it for a pair of fruit roll-ups underwear.

Go into a public bathroom, walk into every stall, lock the doors, and crawl out.

Ask a homeless man for spare change.

Pregnant women, go to the hospital to get (another) pregnancy test, when the results come up positive, ask the doctor if you can borrow a coat hanger.