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| Bin Laden Ate My Balls |
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| ***Disclaimer*** I know the whole Anti-bin Laden websites and merchandise have been overkill since November, but since this page was honestly made the same week as the terrorist attack, it's acceptable. I thought the disclaimer would be better than getting rid of the whole page just because a few boobs who lack original humor had to ruin it for everybody. U.S. officials don't know it yet, but I sent a German journalist to interview the suspected terrorist in the tragic World Trade Center attack, Osama bin Laden about why he believes the United States Of America is so evil. You won't believe what our cameras captured. |
| During the middle of the first interview with bin Laden, he became distracted as a group of neighborhood children walked by with their jump ropes. |
| As he was giving the interviewer a biography of his home country, bin Laden paused, looked at the interviewers crotch and licked his lips. The interviewer felt violated and got up in a violent manner, luckily our camera crew caught this. |
| He had kindly taken our German interviewer out at the finest restaurant in Afghanistan. Our cameras captured his exquisite table manners |
| For a small "fee", bin Laden offered to make a speech to the people of Palastine. As he got up in front of everyone, he was quite disapointed. He walked off the stage in anger, jabbering in his native tounge. He atacked Palastinians later that day. |
| One of bin Laden's victims in that attack was in a complete state of shock. We managed to get an interview with him, but he asked to remain anonymous. |
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