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| I think I will be making an ass out of medical science by saying this, but I feel its for the good of the nation. These so called " geniuses" are pretty fucking stupid. They think they have created cures for men's aging problems, mainly impotence and baldness. If you have seen the commercials for Viagra, they say how well it works, and how you're guaranteed to get a stiffy, at the end of the commercial they say "side effects may include, vomiting, nausea, diarrhea, and HAIR LOSS!!!". They say that very fast at the end, I guess they think we wont notice, but this doesn't seem like such a fair deal. It's gonna cost your hair just so you can get a hard on. Think about this for a second, here is a man who is having problems when he is about to get laid, he's obviously attractive or he wouldn't know about his incompetence. So he takes this medication, then loses his hair. Now you have created a guy that is walking around with a major woody, but all of a sudden, he has no opportunity to use it. Evidently, not many women have a burning desire to have intercourse with a guy who looks like Larry from the Three Stooges. The same affect goes for bald people who want hair. Here you have a guy with no hair, walking around day to day with a huge hard on, but cant get laid due to all these shallow cunts we call women. He takes the medicine, gets the hair he seeks, but when he is about to finally get a piece, it won't work. Talk about versatility in science, these arrogant M.D. pricks think they are making a difference, they're really just fucking us deeper in the ass. Screw this medicine breakthrough shit, listen to me, my views are actually rational. I would recommend you stick with the old fashion pornography and a toupee. |
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