Due to the popularity of recent "Survivor" T.V. shows, Tennessee is planning to do its own, entitled "Survivor--Tennessee." The contestants will start in Greeneville; travel up to Elizabethton and on to Hampton and Roan Mountain. Then they will head over to Mountain City and down to Kingsport and over to Rogersville. From there, they will proceed up to Bristol, then back around through Johnson City, Erwin, and finally end up in Newport. Each Contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with Yankee license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm a vegitarian. Beer is harmful to your health. The Vols Suck. Vote YES for an income tax. Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
The first one that makes it to Newport alive wins.
Good luck to all contestants.
(Especially after the award ceremony) |
