OLD SAILOR

An old retired sailor puts on his uniform and heads for the docks for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's going at it as well as he can for a guy his age but needing some reassurance, he asks: "How am I doing?". The prostitute replies: "Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.". He then exclaims: "Three knots?, what's that supposed to mean?". She says, "You're knot hard yet, your're knot in and you're knot getting your money back...".

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EROTIC STORY: FIRST TIME