"Man where we at?" Jeff asked.

"We're in Themiddleofnowhere." Adam answered.

"Man don't you play with me!" Jeff said rudely

"He's not. That sign says we're in the middleofnowhere, and the next town is 50 miles that way." Lita said pointing to her right.

"Middleofnowhere? Isn't that a Hanson CD?" Jason asked.

"Why are you talking about that girl group? You got a crush on that girl again?" Jeff asked hitting Jason in the arm.

"No! Why would you say that?" Jason asked protectively.

"Cause of that book you got. 'Totally Tay' or some stupid shit like that. You sleep with it at night." Jeff said hitting Jason harder.

"Shh Jeff! I don't sleep with it! I swear!" Jason said.

"Ok you two. Stop it!" Adam said sternly.

"Shut up man!" Jeff said throwing a pillow at Adam.

"Hey! Be careful! You know that the doctors said Adam's back and memory are going from all those chair shots and things! You have to be gentle with him." Matt whispered to Jeff while covering Adam's ears.

"Oh sorry. Forgot about that." Jeff said patting Adam on the back gently.

"Forgot about what?" Adam asked confused.

Jeff looked at Matt, "See I told you." Matt said to him quietly.

"How long does it take to go and find a car repair person? I'm getting kinda hungry." Jason asked walking to the little fridge on the bus.

"Well you know back in my day, we used to have to fix things ourselves. See one time..." Adam said starting off into one of his stories.

"Oh my. Adam is having another flash back." Matt said, "Let's just let him talk. Any suggestions on how to fix the bus?"

"Yeah we got find somebody to do it, and get the hell out of here. I got a show to do for my thousands of fans. They all love me man, I can't disappoint them. I got to be there." Jeff said grabbing Matt by his shirt collar while starting to wig out.

"Ok, ok man, just let go of me!" Matt said pushing Jeff off of him.

"Nooooooo!" Jason yelled falling to his knees.

"Incoming! Quick get down! The Dudley's are coming! The Dudley's are coming!" Adam said falling off the couch to the ground, pulling Lita down with him.

"Adam it's ok It's just Jason!" Lita said trying to calm Adam, who had grabbed a pen and started trying to poke Lita with it.

"What's the matter Jason?" Matt asked.

"Someone ate the last taco! We have no food! I'm gonna starve!" he said crying like a baby.

"Aww. Let it go. I was hungry." Jeff said rubbing his stomach.

"You last taco eater!" Jason yelled charging towards Jeff. Matt intervened and stopped Jason who had grabbed a fork, and declared Jeff dead. Jeff stood up and urged Matt to let Jason go. Jeff was going to, as he said, show the fat Jenny Craig drop out how to shed those pounds really fast.

"Look it looks like the bus driver isn't going to come back anytime soon, and we're all getting very irritable, so why don't we all just get off the bus and go see if we can find some help ourselves." Matt said taking the fork from Jason.

"You mean...." Lita started.

"No, no, no, no!" Jason said falling onto the couch.

"You mean we have to walk?" Jeff said with a sad and confused look on his face.

"Yes. You guys forgot how to do that or something?" Matt asked.

"No it's just we never walk anywhere unless we have too? We're stars now." Lita said.

"Well we have to, or do you wanna sit here starve to death, be locked on a bus with a young man that thinks he's back in WWII, even though he's neer been there, a pre Madonna who thinks he's God, and worst of all Lita, if we don't get some help, your make up bag will melt." Matt said sounding very convincing.

"Well why didn't you say so, let's get moving!" Lita said getting off the bus.

"Back in my days we had to walk everywhere. We didn't have no choice...." Adam started.

"Jason you and Adam get off the bus and let's go find some help." Matt said taking Adam and handing him to Jason.

"C'mon pops let's go. Maybe we can find some food." Jason said helping Adam off the bus. Matt started off the bus, but turned around once he noticed that there was one person left to get off.

"Aren't you coming Jeff?" Matt asked.

"You kidding? ME in the desert? Your joking! Think of what could happen to me out there! My hair could dry up and then I wouldn't have anymore rainbow colors to make me pretty! What would people love to look at then? My flat ass?" Jeff said sulking on the couch.

"That's tragic man, but if you want to stay here and get eaten by the screaming banshees that come around, be my guest." Matt said walking off the bus. Once off he stood by the door, and looked at his watch. "One, two, three, four..."

"MATT WAIT!" Jeff said running off the bus.

"Yes?" he asked with a smile on his face.

"I think I'll go with you. You might need somebody to protect you from the banshees that are out there." Jeff said trying to act very macho.

"Sure J. I'll let you protect me." Matt said shaking his head, he knew he would be the one protecting Jeff. It was just on of those big brother things.

"So fellas where do we go?" Lita asked.

"Well we head for the nearest town." Matt said.

"Which is where?" Jason asked.

"We'll.......I don't know. Let's split up into a group and see if we can't find it like that. Adam, Jason, and Lita in one group, and me and J in the other. You all got your cells right?" Matt asked. Every one checked their cells to make sure they were working. "Ok if you find a town call us and let us know, and we'll do the same if we find one." Matt said. "Ok" they said as they started off into their great wild wild adventure.