TO TELL YOUR A JAGNIK
2. You go to bar�s just so you can order a tonic water w/ a twist of lime.
3. You plan vacations to go to Yuma, Arizona, where the only tourist site is the old state penitentiary.
4. You tell people your father went down in Vietnam, became a POW, and then ended up having a child with a Russian woman before he died. (Even if he is still alive)
5. You despise blondes and call them bimbos, even though you�re one yourself.
6. You tell everyone the story of the time you had to eject from your Tomcat and spend hours in �the big drink.�
7. You tell people at work/school to call you Mac/Harm even though your name doesn�t have a Mac/Harm in it.
8. You tell people your real name is Albert Jethro.
9. You answer your phone, �Webb.�
10. You want to get into fights with people just so you can give them a broken nose.
11. You answer people�s questions as, �That�s classified.�
12. You get a tattoo just so you can taunt people by not telling them where or what it is.
13. You spend hours staring at your watch, hoping that you will develop an internal clock that is never off by more than a minute.
14. You tell your boss you want to �spread your wings.�
15. You use traffic signals to tell people when they�re out of line.
16. You call your boyfriend/girlfriend commander/colonel when you�re mad at him/her.
17. You go to Russia and look for a father you never lost.
18. You try to learn Farsi and/or Russian.
19. You hate anything that has to do with Australia, including the Outback Steakhouse and Fosters beer commercials.
20. You bring a newspaper to cover your chest at a topless beach.
21. You memorize the ranks of military officers even though you don�t plan on becoming one.
22. You use military and lawyer jargon even though your job has nothing to do with being in the military or in a courtroom.
23. You read JAG fan fiction everyday of your life.
24. You try to convince your eye doctor that you have night blindness.
25. YOU KNOW WHAT A JAGNIK IS!!!