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Mac "We have 33 minutes Commander"
Harm looks at his watch
Harm "How do you do that?"
Mac " I've got great timing"
We The People

Harm "Take me back"
Webb "What's wrong?"
Harm " Nothing..You and Lieutenent Roberts check the site, I've decided to go with the Major"
Webb "Why?"
Harm "I get airsick!"
We The People

Harm "Hey! There's a bed back here"
Mac "so-o-o..."
Harm "...well it fits our cover story"
We The People

Webb "How long does it take to eat?"
Agent "That depends. Is this Major a looker?"
Webb "7.6" Agent "Wait, wait, you break it down into tenths?"
Webb "I use the Richter Scale"
We The People

Harm "Leave it to the Marines"
Mac "most people do"
Harm "First guy on the beach and first to break out of Grotten Brig"
Mac "No-ones ever broken out of Grotten Brig...your not kidding"
Harm "Uh-huh"
Mac "My god, this Magida must be one resourceful Marine"
Harm "Hey, when your done Semper Fi'ing can you point me in the direction of the Billings' file. The Admirals got a bug up his six about the appeal"
Secrets

Harm "Where were you raised?"
Mac "Where friends don't sandbag friends."
Harm "Thats somewhere in Ohio, isn't it?" Mac "Haha. cute does not work with me Harm"
Harm "I wasn't being cute. I was being funny"
Mac "Yeah, like when you fired that HNK in court?"
Harm "Well, I thought it was pretty funny when you ducked under the table"
Mac "I'm a Marine, Harm. Marines don't duck"
Harm "Well, what do Marines do?"
Mac "They take cover, but they never duck"
Heroes

Harm "Come on, let's go"
Mac "I can't. I'm sorry. I can't."
Harm "What do you mean, you can't? Your a Marine. Come on Mac. What happened to that gung ho, semper fi, kickass jarhead I used to know? Don't let me down now Mac. We've made it this far. Damn it. This is precisely why we shouldn't allow women in combat 'cause when it comes to the clinch you know their going to fall apart. If you were a real Marine..."
Mac "All right already. Shut up. You've made your point!"
Full Engagement

Harm "Bud, if you were a girl, I'd kiss you"
Bud "Red light, Commander...Does this mean I get my Gameboy back?"
The Guardian

Mustafa "Before I kill you, I just want to know. Who are you?"
Harm "Lieutenent Commander Harmon Rabb, Jr., but my call sign is Zapper"
Code Blue

Mac: "Anything broken?"
Harm: "Just my ego, I've never been shot down before."
GE

Mac "You don�t even know my size"
Webb "36-24-26, 5.8, plus 130 pounds"
Mac "120 Thank you very much !"
Embassy

Harm "Mac, you okay?"
Mac "Yeah, he hits like a girl!"
Embassy

Mac:" I thought maybe you'd want someone to talk to.."
Admiral: "What precisely would we talk about?"
Mac: "May I speak freely Sir ?"
Admiral "It seems you are bound and determined to"
Mac: "Well I know this is a difficult time for you, so I thought maybe you needed a
shoulder to cry on ?....this isn�t going very well is it Sir ?"
Admiral: "You have a gift for the understatement"
Mac: "Just forget this ever happened?"
Admiral: "Already have"
( Mac walks out and the Admiral whispers to himself: 'Thank you Sarah' )
Going After Fancesca

Admiral: "Rabb has a deep hat full of rabbits"
Mac: "I have a few tricks of my own, Sir"
Admiral: "Oh I bet you do"
Act of Terror

Mac: "You don�t agree"
Harm: " What?"
Mac: "I know that look"
Harm: " What look"
Mac:"That 'I don�t agree look"
Angels 30

Admiral:    Who the hell took my dinner ?!
Harriet:    Admiral, uh.. that was me, Sir.
Admiral:    You ate my Rissotto ?
Harriet:    No, Sir.
Admiral:    Well where is it?
Harriet:    I tossed it.
Admiral:    You.. you, tossed my Rissotto?
Harriet:    Yes Sir, in the garbage, there were things growing in the brigde.
Admiral:    Ensign there was nothing growing in my Rissotto
Harriet:    I'm sorry Sir, I couldnt help myself. I just had to clear out the refrigerator I
            think I'm nesting.
Admiral:    There's no nesting in JAG Ops!    ( Harriet starts crying )
Admiral:    There also is no crying!... stop crying Ensign that�s an order... Please.
Angels 30

Mac "God told him not to fire?"
Harm "That�s what Cmmd Rice said."
Mac "Did he say why?"
Harm "The Commander?"
Mac "God."
Harm "I don�t know Mac, he's not talking to me."
Mac "No, he's given up on you."
Angels 30

Harm " All right ladies, let's go. I've got a bird to fly"
Mac "Is he always this cocky?"
Keeter "Only around women."
Black Jet

Harm "Are you okay?"
Mac "I don�t know. Things have been pretty messed up lately and with my Article 32 hearing coming up it's only going to get worse in the new year."
Harm "You�re going to make it. You are a lean, mean, fighting Marine, and you have me backing you up what could be better?"
Jaggle Bells

Cloe: "Commander Rabb, Mac�s told me all about you, in fact you�re all she talks about."
Harm: "Really?"
Cloe: "Yeah, although sometimes it's hard to tell what parts are true and what parts are just, well you know, her fantasies."
Jaggle Bells

Bud "You can call me Bud."
Cloe "Your name is Butt ? What is it short for, Butt ugly?"
Jaggle Bells

Cloe "You told me a woman never lies unless is about her age, weight or her best friend�s husband."
Harm "Well you�re quite a role model Major."
Mac "I never told her that, I never told you that!"
Cloe "Maybe not in those words."
Jaggle Bells

Jordan "When I spun off the road I wiped out a nativity set. Miraculously I managed to avoid baby
Jesus, but I decapitated two wise men and a donkey. Hopefully God has a sense of humor and
Mary & Joseph wont press charges."
Jaggle Bells

Cloe "So you�re the sexy Admiral. I thought you�d have more hair. I�ve heard about. Why don�t you ask Mac out?"
Jaggle Bells

Mac "We've worked together for 3 years, traveled together, slept together... in the same room."
Nobody's Child

Mac "Why do I feel like whistling?"
Harm "Because you have an overactive imagination."
Ghost Ship

Mac "He drives a Porsche!"
Harm "So? I fly Tomcats."
Mac "You are jealous!�
Vanished

Harm "Back up, Mac! You have a tattoo? Why haven't I seen it? Now where would somebody find this...tattoo?
Mac "That's classified."
Vanished

Harriet "It's like I'm dating a knight in shining armor."
Mac "Oh and that's a bad thing?"
Harriet "You ever tried to make love to a man wearing an armor?"
Mac "Does football equipment count ?"
Impact

Mac "I feel like I'm 15 years old again, getting grounded for stealing cars and drinking.... if that's the sort of thing one gets grounded for as a teenager. You know, how long is the Admiral going to treat me like this?"
Bud "Oh, I don't know, ma'am. Maybe you ought to tell him how you feel about it."
Mac "Yeah, maybe you're right. I should march right in there and put it on the table."
Bud "Oh, I don't know about that, ma'am."
Mac "Who does he think he is anyway?"
Bud "The Admiral"
Mac "I don't deserve this. He is lucky to have me back, I should get right in his face and give him a piece of my mind!"
Bud "Mayday, Major. Mayday."
Mac "I'm a Marine, a devil dog, we don't back down for anything. Thanks Bud."
Bud "Don't mention it.... Please"
Defenseless

Mac "There is something I've always wanted to do"
Admiral "What's that?"
Mac kisses the Admiral on the cheek
Admiral "You're not gonna do that a lot are you, Major?"
Mac "No, Sir."
Someone to Watch Over Annie

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