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Friends Quotes |
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| Friends is the property of Bright, Kaufman and Crane Productions and Warner Bros. Their use is not intended for profit, only for entertainment. No copyright infringement is intended.y ofy |
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Phoebe "Monica? Um, You're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly, you know?...I mean, and not in a good way." |
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| Rachel "Oh God, and now I'm going to have to return the ring, without the ring, which makes it so much harder... " |
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Phoebe "You know, it's worse when you're twins."
Rachel "You're a twin?"
Phoebe "Oh yeah. We don't speak. She's this real high-powered, driven career-type."
Chandler "What does she do?"
Phoebe "She's a waitress." |
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| Ross to Paolo "I think I speak for everyone when I say [slams door in Paolo's face]" |
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Mr. Geller "When my time comes, I want to be buried at sea."
Monica "Why?!"
Mr. Geller "It sounds like fun... Sure, you can make a day of it. Bring a picnic lunch... I want people to say, 'Buried at sea...huh...'." |
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Rachel "Chandler Bing, it's time to see your thing." |
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Joey "Pheebs, you wanna help?"
Phoebe "Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to." |
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Chandler "Don't we look nice all dressed up? [pause... ] It's things like that, isn't it?" |
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Phoebe "They have a liking problem with you... in that they don't." |
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Ross "You're over me? When...when...when were you under me?" |
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Monica "I'm THAT stupid!"
Rachel "Yeah...I'm not too bright either." |
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Monica "Oh look...when it started, I was just trying to be nice to her bacause she was my brother's girlfriend. But then one thing led to another, and before I knew it... we were shopping. But we only did it once. And it didn't mean anything to me. Really, I was thinking of you the whole time."
Rachel "I need to not be with you right now" |
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Joey "I've got two words for you. 'Threesome'" |
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Monica "Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant? "
Rachel "What a jerk! You want me to kick his ass?"
Monica "I mean, this has been, like, my dream, since I got my first Easy Bake Oven and opened Easy Monica's Bakery. " |
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Phoebe "Whoa whoa whoa! You guys, do you know anything about chicks?"
Chandler "Fowl? No. Women? ...No. " |
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Phoebe "I�m just saying, this woman... I mean, she's fictitious, no?"
Pete "Why would you say that?"
Phoebe " 'Cause you're still into Monica. So you told her there was somebody else so she would agree to work with you, so... 'cause you figure, oh, if you spend a lot of time together, maybe something might happen, and..."
Pete "You're good. You're good!"
Phoebe "Yeah. No, I'm fairly intuitive and psychic. It's a substantial gift."
Pete "Listen, can you promise me that you won't tell her, though?"
Phoebe "Absolutely. Oh, I promise. Tell her what?"
Pete "Thanks a lot."
Phoebe "No, I'm serious. I mean, I'm intuitive, but my memory sucks. " |
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Chandler "Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?"
Chandler "That's Yasmine Bleeth, she's a completely different kind of chick. I love you both, but in very different ways." |
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Rachel "Okay, you'd tell me the truth, right?"
Ross "Rach, you can't look fat in an x-ray." |
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Chandler "Okay! Now you stay out here and you think about what you did!"
Ross "That's a duck."
Chandler "That's a bad duck!" |
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Rachel �When he got off that plane with her, I thought I hit rock bottom. Today it feels like there�s rock bottom, fifty feet of crap, then me.� |
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Rachel to Ross �Let me tell you something-as a woman-there�s nothing sexier than a man who doesn�t want to have sex. Absolutely. I�d wait and wait until I didn�t want it anymore-then I�d go ahead and wait some more.� |
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Rachel to Phoebe �How have you never been on Oprah?� |
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Rachel �Just one cheek�
Ross �No, ah, the moment's gone�
Rachel �Alright, well just put your hands up and I'll back up into it�
Ross �That's romantic�
Rachel �Touch it�
Ross �No�
Rachel �Oh come on, squeeze it�
Ross �No!�
Rachel �Rub it?�
Ross �No�
Rachel �Oh come on would you just grab my ass.� |
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Rachel "Phoebe, how could you do this to me, this was all your idea."
Phoebe "I know, I know, and I was gonna get it, but then he came in with this needle, and, did you know they do this with needles?"
Rachel "Really, you don't say, because mine was licked on by kittens" |
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Rachel's Mother "Oh my god, there's an unattractive nude man playing a cello"
Rachel "Yeah, well just be glad he's not playing a smaller instrument." |
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Monica "I feel terrible, I really do."
Rachel "Oh I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?" |
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Rachel "Oh my god!"
Monica "Oh my god good?"
Rachel "Oh my god I can't believe you let me put this in my mouth" |
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Chandler "There's nothing to see, it's just a tiny bump, it's totally useless"
Rachel "Oh, as opposed to your other, multi-functional nipple" |
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