Authors: Gokou-chan
Rating: PG-13 (Nothing is happening so far.... but starting to heat up!)
Warnings: It gets a bit annoying near the end.
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters,(wish I did but I don't) don't sue, just wrote for fun, yadda, yadda, yadda, (I hate these things) so enjoy the fic!! Don't forget to tell me what you think!


"What?" Goku gasped.

"What what?"

"We have to get Earth's special defences together!"

"What are you babbling about?"

Goku turned to face Vejita.

"We all have to go to Capsule Corp"

Vejita gave him a strange look.


Goku repeated what Al had said to him to Vejita.

"Huh? What the hell are you babbling about??"

"I don't... Who is he?!" Goku said abruptly, staring across the clearing at an Oriental man. He appeared to be between 35 and 42. He was wearing a pair of blue jeans and a white T-shirt, as well as white sneakers. He looked very confused and spoke in halting English.

"Where am I?"

Vejita turned around to see where Goku was looking.

"Who the... " Vejita muttered. "Not another one.."

Goku walked towards the man.

"Um, you're in Japan... " Goku said slowly.

"Japan!?" He repeated. "How did I get here??"

"I don't know... What's your name?"

"Jackie, Jackie Chan."

Vejita sighed and looked at the newcomer.

"Look Jackie, or whatever your name is, we're busy. So get lost!" Vejita snapped.

Jackie just stared at Vejita stupidly.


"Goku! You have to go to Capsule Corp! NOW!" Al yelled.

Goku nodded.

"Oi, Vejita I'm going to Capsule Corp, you coming?"

"Wait! What's your name?" Jackie asked Goku.


"What's his name?" He asked, gesturing towards Vejita.

"Vejita." Goku sighed.

"Hmph." Vejita said as he powered his Ki.

Jackie gaped at Vejita. "How do you do that? Is it a trick?" He asked in disbelief.

"Its none of your business, Earthling!" Vejita growled, angrily.

Goku placed his hand on his forehead once again as he prepared to teleport.

"Wait Goku! Can I come?" Jackie asked.

Goku rolled his eyes and nodded. He powered his Ki as well, and decided that he had better not teleport since that would probably give the Chinese man a heart attack.

Jackie mouth dropped. "Wow... Thatís cool!"

Goku started to fly as Vejita took off, and motioned for Jackie to follow him. (No, Jackie isn't flying; he's running on the ground!) Al punched in some buttons to Ziggy and went ahead of them to Capsule Corp.

After about twenty minutes they arrived at their destination. The sun was sinking over the horizon, streaking the sky with shades of crimson. A few birds called to each other as they flew to their nests. Goku's stomach growled, reminding him that his last meal was eaten that morning.

"Its about time!" Al said.

Goku powered down as he touched to the ground once again. Jackie was out of breath, even though he kept himself in good shape. Vejita landed in front of his house, wondering what he would say to Bulma, now that he knew about her and Chi Chi.

"How can you fly?" Jackie panted.

"Very easily weakling." Vejita said as he walked up the front lawn to his house.

Jackie followed Vejita and Goku as he tried to catch his breath.

Vejita heard women's voices as he opened the door.

He was surprised to see Bulma with Chi Chi sitting down at a table and sipping tea.

"Vejita!" Bulma exclaimed. "I thought you would be gone longer." She drew in a sharp breath when she saw Goku. "Goku-san!" Chi Chi looked up, startled. Goku remained outside the doorway as Jackie walked in.

"Where's Trunks?" Vejita demanded.

"He's upstairs with Goten. Why do you ask?"

Vejita ignored her question and walked to the base of the stairs.

"Hello." Jackie said, bowing slightly to Chi Chi and Bulma. "My name's Jackie, nice to meet you." He smiled and extended a hand to Bulma. She looked at him and shook his hand. "Likewise Jackie."

Chi Chi glanced at his pre-offered hand and ignored it.

"Trunks! Come down here!" Vejita yelled.

Trunks poked his head through a doorway. "Tousan?" Trunks said and walked downstairs with Goten following him like a lost puppy.

"He-hello Vejita-san!" Goten stammered nervously.

"Get over here right now, brats!"

They hurriedly made their way down the stairs as Vejita scowled at them. Jackie smiled and waved at them, having caught his breath.

"Kakarott, how much time do we have left?"

"Um... Al?"

"Damn! You only have nine minutes left!"

"Nine minutes?" Goku exclaimed.

"Then we don't have much time. Will you hurry up, boy?"


Trunks and Goten walked by Chi Chi and Bulma and exited through the door, looking over their shoulders at their mothers in apprehension. And for good reason.

"Where do you think you're going?" Chi Chi yelled jumping from her seat, protesting her child's action.

"Quiet woman!" Vejita snarled.

"Don't tell ME to be quiet!!"

"Chi Chi," Bulma said calmly, putting her hand on her lover's shoulder. Amazingly, she calmed down.

Vejita sniffed at them, scowling as he also went outside. Bulma and Chi Chi looked at each other and followed the men out the door.

"You're not getting away that easily." Bulma stated bluntly. "You'd better tell me what's going on NOW."

"And why would I do that?" Vejita ground out.

She crossed her arms. "Because I'm your wife."

"Oh, you think so? Then tell me why you've been sleeping with that woman!" He gestured at Chi Chi.

Her eyes widened. "What are you talking about?"

"You know damn well what I'm talking about!!"

She held her herself stubbornly.

"Then tell me straight out, have you been sleeping with that damn onna?"

"Ohayo!!" Al interrupted. "We have to do something, remember?"

Bulma gasped and eyed Vejita suspiciously.

"No, of course not!!! What ever gave you that crazy fucked up idea?!" She yelled.

"Stop lying, woman."

She screamed inwardly, having a little more self-control than her lover. He hadn't called her 'woman' since before they had married.

"What's going on?" Jackie asked. "Has the world gone mad?"

Goten and Trunks patently outside with Goku, until Bulma's mother pulled up in the driveway driving her small sports car.

"Yoo hoo!" She called, waving at them.

"Grandmother!" Trunks called.

"Trunks! If you don't hurry you'll be late for Pan's birthday party!!!" She said as she drove out of the driveway and sped off towards Gohan's house.

"Oh my god I forgot!" Trunks said, turning to Goten. "Come on or we'll be late for your Pan's birthday!!"

Goten nodded. "Oi, just wait a minute while I get her present!!" He said as he ran back into the house.

"Goten while you're up there get my present for Pan!"

"Hai!" Goten called over his shoulder.

"Wait you can't go!" Goku said.

"Pan will kill us if we miss her party!" Trunks said as Goten emerged from Capsule Corp carrying Pan's presents.

"Later!" Goten called as he and Trunks flew off in the direction to Gohan's house.

"Damnit!" Goku bit out. "Al do we have to be in a specific location to prevent the time distortion?"

At that everybody stopped what they were doing and looked at Goku, who raised an eyebrow. Then he realized what he had just said and his face reddened.

"Awww damn!! We can't prevent what's going to happen." he said as he threw Ziggy to the ground in frustration. It broke on impact. Suddenly Al started to phase out of his dimension.

"Uh.. oh.... Killing Ziggy was NOT a good idea....... " Al muttered.

Shimmering, he became visible, standing in front of Goku. He froze as everyone looked at him.

"Oh my god."

Vejita's eyes widened in shock.

Bulma gasped, "What the......"

"Who are you?!" Vejita demanded for the second time that afternoon.

"Al" Al responded.

Chi Chi fainted dead away into Bulma's arms.

Goku looked at them in amusement. However, he did not give a speech about how he wasn't crazy and that Al was in fact quite real.

"You can see me?" Al said.

"Of course we can see you!" Bulma snapped.

Jackie, apparently forgotten, leaned down and picked up the now dead Ziggy.

"What's this?"

"Don't touch that!" Al exclaimed as he grabbed it from Jackie's hands.

Jackie blinked.

Suddenly a tall figure appeared standing next to Jackie. He was wearing a white jacket and black pants. One of his hands was in his pocket, while the other was holding a cigarette to his mouth. His short, dark brown hair was combed to a part. He apparently wasn't aware of the other people standing near him.

"AAAAHH!!" Jackie screamed in surprise. "Wh-who are you?"

"The names Bond." He said coolly. "James Bond."

Jackie's eyes rolled up as he fainted. He fell to the ground with a thud.

Al stopped what he was doing and stared at James Bond. "Oh my god! James Bond! I can't believe it! Can I have your autograph?"

Vejita looked down his nose at Al in disgust. "Come on, Kakarott. Let's get out of here. Obviously we're not going to "shift" into another dimension like this delusional fool thinks."

"What?" Al looked around.

"Hai. Lets go to Pan's birthday party. I told her I wouldn't forget, so... "

"Whatever." Vejita said and powered his Ki. Goku followed suit, and they took off after Goten and Trunks.

"Wha...Wha's goin' on..." Chi Chi mumbled as she regained consciousness.

"Wait!!" Al called after them. "There IS going to be a dimension shift!!!"

Bulma helped Chi Chi up and glared at Al. "Chi Chi-san, we have to go to your Pan's birthday party."

"Oh, yeah. I almost forgot." She muttered as she stood up. "Where's Goku?"

"He went ahead of us with Vejita."

"Bulma do you want to drive?"


"Alright!" Chi Chi was known for her reckless driving, since she had gotten her driving license almost a year ago. The only reason Bulma was letting her drive, was because she was still shocked after Vejita's accusation.

James Bond simply stood there smoking his cigarette, trying to look cool as Al buzzed around him asking for his autograph. Mr. Bond ignored him, however.

Bulma took a capsule out of her pocket and pressed a button on it as she threw it, making it explode with a puff of smoke, into a gleaming red Porsche.

"Chi Chi start the car while I get Pan's presents." Bulma said as she went back inside.


Bulma reemerged a few minutes later with the presents, to find James Bond crumpled on the ground. He appeared to have a few broken limbs and a few lacerations. Al had run away as soon as Chi Chi started to get angry.

"Chi Chi! What did you do to him?" Bulma asked as she opened the back door of the Porsche and placed the presents inside.

"Well he hit on me!!" She said almost apologetically.

Bulma gave her a look and got in the front seat.

Chi Chi got in the car, pulling her seatbelt over her shoulder and put the keys into the ignition.

Bulma paused to put her seatbelt on, then leaned over to kiss her lover.

Chi Chi grinned at her and started the vehicle. They started making out as Chi Chi drove. She wasn't paying any attention to the road, since Bulma had started undressing her. They made their way out of the driveway and onto the road. A few people who were walking on the sidewalk gaped at them as they passed by.

The car swerved all over the road wildly, crossing from one lane to the other as Bulma undid her seatbelt and leaned across the seat, kissing her lover passionately, and completely obscuring Chi Chi's view.

ChiChi growled, reached over and pulled Bulma closer to her. Bulma giggled and scrambled onto ChiChi's lap, parting her raven-haired lover's lips with her own and thrusting her tongue into her mouth. ChiChi reached up and began to undo Bulma's blouse, baring her teeth in frustration as the buttons resisted her, lifting her head to peer at the road over Bulma's shoulder as she slid her hand around to undo Bulma's bra. Bulma leaned down to embrace her lover tightly, as ChiChi's hand slipped inside her bra to cup a pert, round breast. Bulma moaned as ChiChi kissed and nipped the sensitive skin of her throat, and began rolling an already hard nipple between her thumb and forefinger. Bulma lifted her hips slightly, just enough to slide ChiChi's skirt up, and questing hands began sliding up the inside of ChiChi's thighs, making her shiver. ChiChi gasped as two fingers pulled aside the crotch of her panties, stroking the warm, wet flesh beneath, before sliding into her. She immediately reciprocated, moaning as her own hand slide under Bulma's skirt and up the inside of her thigh. (Yes, I know Bulma used two hands and ChiChi is only using one, but come on! ChiChi has to keep at least one hand on the wheel, right?)

ChiChi teased her lover for a moment, stroking her through her panties, feeling the fabric growing damp from her partner's heightened arousal, before pushing the fabric aside and sliding two fingers of her own into the hot, slick passage. Both women groaned, their breath starting to come in short gasps as they thrust their fingers into each other. Bulma seized ChiChi's lips in a searing kiss, muffling her lover's and her own cries of pleasure as both of them started to tremble, the pressure building inside them, bright spots of light beginning to appear before their eyes.

(The scene shifts to Goku and Vejita flying to Gohan's house............... )

Goku was still in shock from Chi Chi's admission, even though he shouldn't have been.

"What am I going to do now..." He thought dismally, and shook his head. 'Bulma, of all people... ' He sighed, then looked at Vejita. He ran his eyes down Vejita's well-sculpted body, the setting sun casting highlights through his raven black hair.

'He's so beautiful..." Goku thought before catching himself. 'What am I thinking?!? I must be going crazy or something...'

Vejita felt as if someone was looking at him and glanced at Goku. To his surprise he saw that Goku was watching him, running his eyes over his body with an almost wistful expression. He quickly looked away as his face reddened.

'Does he feel the same way about me as I feel for him?!' He thought as Gohan's house came into view. 'No, he couldn't! He hasn't noticed me for years... Why would he now?'


Al was stumbling through a forest, apparently lost. The sun had sunk below the horizon nearly five minutes ago, the last wisps of sunlight streamed across the sky. He heard a few cars passing by him somewhere. "I must be near a highway!" He said to himself. He stumbled onward...


As Bulma and Chi Chi were reaching their climax, a figure appeared in front of the car, cowering in the headlights.

"Ahhhh!!!" They both screamed as Chi Chi hit the breaks and tried to stop the car, but it wasn't in time for the poor shmuck who had stopped in the middle of the road. With a bloody crunch, he was hit by the car and sent flying into a nearby tree. ChiChi stopped the car and after pulling her clothes back on, got out to see how badly the man was hurt.

"ChiChi! I think you killed him!!" called Bulma as she stepped from the car as well.

ChiChi leaned over the broken body of the young man that was firmly imbedded into the tree trunk. His dirty blond hair was covered in his blood and brains. He looked strangely like the young man who had appeared in the Son residence earlier that day.

"Oh my god...." Chi Chi's hand when to her mouth as surveyed the damage she had done. "The Dragonballs... we need to get the Dragonballs!"

"No one deserved such a horrible fate."

Bulma looked at the mess that was once Dawson (<--- I'm sooooo mean!! >:) Serve's him right! In case you don't know, DAWSON IS DEAD!!!! BWA HA HA HA HA!!!! WHO is Dawson you ask? {O.o} HE'S THE DAWSON FROM DAWSON'S CREEK!!! ) *Runs around in circles with a sign saying, 'KILL DAWSON PERMANENTLY!* <-------lol

"Kami-sama... ChiChi, we just murdered someone!!"

"I-it was an accident!! And besides, there are no witnesses!"

With that Al ran away screaming, his arms waving in the air. 'They'll kill me if they find out that there IS a witness! ME!!'

"Did you hear something Bulma-san?"


"Never mind, Bulma-san we have to hide the body!! If anyone found out I could be arrested! Or even worse, they could revoke my drivers license!!"

"You're right. But ChiChi, you need to get your priorities straight! And I'm not touching that!" She said, pointing at what had once been the ill-fated Dawson.

Chi Chi powered up and peeled him off of the tree.

"Uhhh.." She shuddered. Bulma looked away. It was to gross for her to watch.

While dragging the body over to the trees, Chi Chi had managed to smear most of "IT'S" blood and entrails onto herself.

"Bulma-koi, lets just go to the party. We'll wish him back later, ne?"

Bulma sighed, thinking about what they had just done. "Hai, hai... " She nodded. "But first you have to clean up! I'm not going to a party with someone covered in guts..." She said in disgust.

"Alright then." Chi Chi said with a grin.

"How can you be like that? You just killed someone!"

"Well, yes, but we're going to wish him back, right? So then he's not going to be dead that long." she reasoned while cleaning herself off.

"Well, when you put it that way... I guess so. Hurry up, we're going to be late." Bulma said crossing her arms.

(The scene shifts back to Gohan's house...........)

Music filled the air as a DJ played the latest hits, and laughter could be heard from the people dancing. Goku and Vejita landed softly in the front yard so as not to disturb the partygoers. (Vejita had wanted to scare them, but fortunately Goku had been able to talk him out of it.<---- J/K!)

Pan was sitting on a bench that was on the front porch and was a boy seated next to her. He had been leaning over to kiss her when they had flown down but was now in shock, and couldn't move. Pan, however, jumped up from where she had been sitting and rushed to greet the newcomers.

"Grandpa!" called Pan, joyously. "You made it! You remembered!!"

Goku leaned down and gave her a hug.

"Of course I made it! What, did you think I'd forget?" he teased.

"Uhh... I'm not answering that..." Pan responded as she disentangled herself from Goku's embrace.

"Dad! Vejita-san! Glad you came!" Came a voice from inside, and a frazzled looking Gohan poked his head from the door. "Look, I've got to get back to the party, there has been too many requests for songs, and the DJ needs a break. Do you happen to know, by any chance where I could find a replacement DJ?"

"Gohan, if you need nay help-"


Before they could move, Vejita and Goku were whisked away and by the time they could think again, they were behind a DJ's table with an array of songs spread out before them.

"Kakarott, look what you've gotten us into!" Vejita growled under his breath. "Baka! Don't touch that!"

"I wonder what we're supposed to do?" Goku started fiddling with the equipment, and experimentally inserted a CD into one of the three systems. As a song began to play, Goku grinned.

"Ok, here we are. The..." Goku started explaining how the system operated to a open mouthed Vejita until a young girl approached the table.

"Hi! Do you think you could play, ATC's 'Around the World' next?" she asked politely.

"Sure!" Goku grinned. He was obviously having fun. She smiled then walked away to join her friends. Vejita smacked Goku on the back of his head.

"Great!" exclaimed Vejita. "You have managed to get us deeper into this mess! How are we supposed to find this song? I've never even heard of it!!!"

"Calm down. It's here somewhere... " He started looking through the many CD's littering the table before him. "Ah! See? Here it is!"

"And what are we supposed to do with it?"

"Play it." Goku calmly answered. He opened the second system and deftly put the CD inside. The first CD had come to a halt and the one Goku had just activated began to play.

"Maybe this will work out after all." Vejita said with a smirk.

As the night wore on, everything did work out, Vejita even beginning to enjoy himself as the requests grew. Bulma and Chi Chi had come in a half hour after they are arrived, but discreetly put distance between themselves and their former husbands. Goku was enjoying himself immensely, finally being free from Al, Jackie, and that other creep, not to mention all those other whacked out losers. Unfortunately, that relief was to be short lived.

Al, after running through the wood, seeing Chi Chi and Bulma get rid of the evidence of that poor man (NOT!), panted up to the party.


"What... oh. You." Goku said as he turned around.

"Get lost weakling." Vejita snapped before turning back to his CDs.

"What do you think you're doing? You could be shifted into another reality any minute now!!"

"Not this again.." moaned Goku. "Look, I don't think that we're going to shift to another reality Al. Shouldn't we have been there by now? It's well past the time limit that you gave us."

"Yeah, well maybe I was wrong about the time, BUT! In theory, when you do shift you can only take what you have on you!"

Vejita rolled his eyes. "You expect me to believe..."

Goku suddenly shut his eyes, and grasped his head in pain, sliding to his knees. "Ahhh!!"

"Kakarott!" Vejita dropped the CDs he was holding and knelt by Goku's side. "What's happening?"

"Ahhh!! My... head." he moaned, curling up into a fetal position.

All around the clearing, people began to disappear, and the rest started to panic, shoving at each other and screaming and they made a rush to their cars.

Piccolo and Yamcha, who had been watching the party from a tree, saw Goku doubling over in pain and rushed to his side as well.

"Goku!" A woman cried and ran over to them, dragging her daughter.

"Mom!" Pan yelled in exasperation, pulling from her mother's grip at last.

"What's going on?" Videl pleaded.

"I don't know onna!!" Vejita snapped. The rest of the group, Gohan, Trunks, Goten, Bulma, and Chi Chi rushed over to where everyone had gathered.

"What's happening?"

"Damn it, I DON'T KNOW!!" Vejita yelled. Goku cried out and started writhing in pain.

"Oh boy." Al muttered.

"Go where?" A new voice questioned. Jackie looked around in puzzlement and bright blue light enveloped everything alive that was left in the clearing.

"AHHHHHHH!!!!!" Everybody screamed as they were torn from their reality and thrown into a whirlpool of darkness.

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