Welcome to My World of Goddesses and Gods

This is Virginia. She is our goddess of parking.  All must hail the goddess or face the penalty of being thrown out of her car.  This penalty will apply to all, regardless of whether the offender be human or diety (ask the the shirtless god/whore about it).  She's also a monster... grr!

Next is my god of hats!  BEN!!!!  We all LOVE Ben.  And even tho he is depicted here   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
without a hat, we can forgive him, for he dons Roger's eyebrows!  It's all about the eyebrows, baby!

And here are the god and goddess of the color pink.  No, seriously.  I'm not that paricularly fond of the colour myself, but these two love it enough for the rest of us!  Therefore, they MUST be the Diety of Pink.

Now comes the god of disappearance.
I talk to Tal about once every six months.  And I've been informed that I sometimes get to talk w/ him more than most other people get to!  He's our Otaku man of mystery.... the GOD OF DISAPPEARANCE!  I'm sorry, but you just missed him....

This is Shirley Manson, the lead singer of Garbage.  She is the goddess of cool.  I don't know her personally, but she's still a great role model for attaining the most cool state.