| I hate minivan drivers! I've been driving for 20 years now and have come to the conclusion that people who own and drive minivans are , for the most part, RETARDED. Just got cut off?? Probably a minivan. Someone driving up your ass even though you're going 70 in a 55? Probably a minivan. That glint of steel that blinds you just as you are getting ready to pull into your patiently awaited parking spot? Definately a minivan! I've never wanted to beat an ass so bad as the one setting behind the wheel of one of those mega-turd-mobiles. FUCK YOU, Mario-fucking-spaghetti, WHY DON'T YOU JUST BUY A BUS? |
