Drunken
Deviled Eggs
2DGC all
original Recipies:
Drunken Devil:
you will need:
1 jar of millers hot bologna
3 doz. eggs
5 oz. jack daniels,
5 oz. crown royal
1 can of sliced beats
1 onion
tobasco
1 jar miracle whip
frenchs spicy mustard
bag of salted pretzel thins
First you must remove all the hot bolognas from the jar,
you only wanna save the juice inside( i suggest you eat
These becuase this fancy dish takes 4 days ... yes 4 days
, so to prevent starvation slowly consume the removed
bolognas)
after you have removed the bolognas boil 3 doz eggs in
salt and water.
Now is the hard part you will need to set your drink down
for this part of the recipie
( i know it seems harsh but there are ways to avoid setting
your drink down, Ask your wife or mother to shuck the
eggs, bribe your kids to shuck the eggs , or invite some
friends and feed them the left over jack daniels and crown
royel they will start shucking the eggs without you having
to ask, but you must be quick and take the first 2 doz
off eggs from them as they are shucked because they will
consume atleast a dozen while they work)
ok now that you have the eggs shucked add the booze ,the
beets,the peeled onion ,the eggs, and a dash of tobasco
to the bologna jar of juice.
seal and store these on a shelf for 4 days
on day 4 in a bowl combine miracle whip and mustard around
1/2 cup of miracle whip and 1/4 cup mustard , mix into
a nice yellow paste
now split your eggs down the middle and remove the yolk
, add yolk yo the bowl,
Take your bag of pretzels and pound the shit out of them
you can jump up and down on them ,bash them against the
counter etc...
now combine yolks and a cup of crushed pretzles to the
mix along with a dash of tobasco( the bottom of the bag
is the best it has all the salt)
Now fill your eggs halfs with the mix and serve
WOOOT yum yum
