My Best Birthday Ever?
By: Raven Silverthorn
Raven: T’was a lovely December day in the small town of Kalm. And tod-
Barret: T’was? Wass with that? This a’int no freakin' Shakespeare play!
Raven: Be quiet Barret! And besides, no one cares what you think! Anyways, today was Raven’s, MY, birthday.
All: It is???
Barret: Hey! It’s my birthday too!
Raven: You mean you forgot about my birthday!? Of all the people who’s birthday could be forgotten, you choose to forget the authoress’? And Barret, I do not wish to be reminded of our… 'similarities' that Squaresoft has evily bestowed upon us. I’m scarred enough already!
Barret: :'(
All: Umm… we… umm…
Yuffie: The thing is, we were, umm, planning a surprise birthday party for you, ya… but since you think we forgot, I had to tell you so you wouldn’t be mad. Ya… that’s right!
Raven: ::To happy to notice that Yuffie is totally lying:: ^-^
Cloud: And tonight were gonna take you somewhere special!
All: ::nod nod::
Raven: Okay! You are forgiven! Now, I hafta go, I have a hair appointment in 20 minutes. Byez!
Aerith: WHAT THE HECK ARE WE GONNA DO? We TOTALLY forgot about Raven’s 13th birthday!
Tifa: Well, we had better get to work if we’re going to throw her a party! I mean, we need a place to go, party favors, and food…
Cid: Well, at least we know who’s coming! Other than all of us, we just need to round up Reno, Rufus and… ::gulp:: Sephiroth.
Vincent: Why do we need them?
RedXIII: Honestly Vincent, excluding you, those three are her favourite FF7 boys! Do you pay no attention to her?
Vincent: Obviously I don’t!
Cait Sith: Why are we standing here blabbering? I will go and get Reno, Rufus and Seph. Cloud, you and Tifa can take care of the food and party favors. The rest of you, find us a place where we can throw this party!
All: Right!
::So they all went off to do what they were told and soon after met back at Kalm::
Cait Sith: So, do we have everything? Reno, Rufus and Seph are coming to the party.
Sephiroth: ::pops in:: I really would like if you would refrain from calling me Seph, something more like, 'The Great Sephiroth' would be a tad more appropriate and blah blah blah blah blah…
Tifa: Would someone PLEASE shut him up?!
Cloud: ::Pulls out Buster Sword and hits Sephiroth through the plot-hole from whence he came::
Tifa: Thank you! ::gives Cloud a kiss on the cheek.
Cloud: ::blushes::
Aerith: ::cracks knuckles menacingly::
Cid: Uhh… Anyways… I know this may seem kinda weird, but we’re having the party at Tifa’s bar. We couldn’t get a place anywhere else.
Cait Sith: Umm… okay.
Cloud: We’ve got the party favors and food taken care of.
Tifa: Look, the cups have little Chocobos on them! ^-^
All: ::stares::
Tifa: What?
RedXIII: So, what time is the party starting.
Rufus: ::walks in from nowhere with Reno and Sephiroth:: I suggest around sixish. Does that sound good to all of you?
All: How the heck did you three get here?
Reno: We got a ride with Rufus. Honestly, how else?
All: Oh…
::Raven also appears out of nowhere::
Raven: HI ALL! ^-^ …EEEEEEEEE! IT’S SEPHY!!!!!!!
Sephiroth: -_-;;
Rufus and Reno: Hey! What about us!?
Raven: Oh, hi…
Rufus and Reno: -_-;;
Aerith: Well, everything is set for your party! It starts at six, so be at The 7th Heaven at about 5:45pm okay?
Raven: Sure!
::At EXACTLY 5:45pm::
Raven: ::Bursts through the door:: HI EVERYBODY!
All: Hey.
Raven: Wait a sec, where’s Sephy, Reno, Rufus, and Vincy-Vince?
Vincent: ::pops head out of nowhere:: I really wish you wouldn’t call me that…
Raven: Okay Vincy-Vince!
Vincent: -_-;; Hopeless…
Cloud: ::steps up onto the bar:: Ahem! And now for the show!
Raven: Ooh! A show! ^.^
::From behind the bar come Vincent, Reno, and Rufus(who look rather reluctant about the whole thing)in matching black suits::
The 3 Guys: Happy Birthday to you…
::all join in::
All: Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Raven, Happy Birthday to you!
Raven: ::clapping:: YAY! ^-^
Cloud: And now, your gift!
Raven: Yay! Gifts! ^-^
::Aerith, Tifa, and Yuffie come out from the back with Sephiroth wrapped up in pink ribbons::
The 3 Girls: Happy Birthday hun! He’s all yours! o_~
Raven: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ::pulls ribbons off of Sephiroth:: MY SEPHY! ^.^ ::gives him a huge smooch::
Sephiroth: Why me? -_-;;
Barret: Take it as a compliment, at least you got looks! Nobody loves me! WAAAAAAAAAA!
All: O_O;;
Raven: Hey, Marlene, pour me and Sephy here a drink will ya?
Marlene: Sure!
Cloud: Umm… aren’t you a tad young to be drinking? I mean, you’re only thirteen…
Raven: I AM NOT!
Cloud: Are too!
Raven: Say that once more, and I’ll shoot you!
Cloud: How? You’ve got no weapon!
Raven: Do too! ::pulls a bazooka out of thin air::
Cloud: How the?
Raven: I’m the authoress! I can do these things!(Plot-holes are fuuuuuun…) Plus, Marlene is only four, and she’s tending a bar for cripes sake!
Cloud: Point seen…
Raven: Good!
Sephiroth: ::while trying to sneak away:: I hope she doesn’t catch me!
Raven: Too late! Get back here boy! What do you have against me anyway? I mean, I’m an insane maniac bent on world destruction too!
All: O_O
Sephiroth: Hmm… well, I guess you’re okay. Say, you wanna blow this place?
Raven: SURE! ::pulls out hand grenade::
Sephiroth: -_-;; That’s not what I mean.
Raven: Oh… ::looks at all the 'freaks' within the bar:: Umm… okay.
Sephiroth: Okay! ::evil grin::
Raven: This is the best birthday party ever!
::They both leave the bar, with Raven holding Sephiroth’s hand and a huge smile plastered across her face. The last thing heard from the two is…::
Sephiroth: When we get back to Kalm, I‘ll show you my Masamune… ::evilest of evil grins::
Raven: Tee hee! ^.^
::The End!::
