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Funny Quotes My Friends Probably Wish I Forgot |
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Drew: so that's why i haven't been gettin' tha ladies
Drew: i just need a tractor |
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Drew: do drugs! or asif! |
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Josh: You don't get off that easily! |
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Keri: just make sure angela = flowers and puppies and rainbows... keri = death and yeah... |
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Drew: ah we men are like timid woodland creatures |
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Josh: I hate Justin Timberlake
Josh: All that MTV embodies
Josh: Avril Lavigne
Josh: Hmmmm
Josh: Pretensious coffee house people reciting poetry and doing "interpretive dance movements":
Me: anything else that's up there on your hate list?
Josh: Babies? |
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Jeremy: sweet
Jeremy: sex
Jeremy: mean
Jeremy: yay |
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Drew: i'm so upset
Me: why?
Drew: i went to church for 12 years and i was never inappropriately touched by any priests
Drew: i must not have been attractive enough for priests to want to molest me |
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Matt: whats the english assignment
Brian: build a robot that speaks perfect english
Matt: done |
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Drew: i demand restitution in the form of sexual favors |
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Drew: hey i mean i'm bored too
Drew: i'll go make out with Asif |
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Josh: Math is, in my very professional opinion, crap and, as a matter of fact, can suck it, scientifically speaking. |
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Me: wait, was that cheery? lol
Jeff: hah, yes it was
Jeff: face it, you can be cheerful
Me: aw man... |
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Drew: i've been promoted to monkey status? sweet |
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Angela: If I were a guy, I think I'd make a good drag queen.
Angela: It would depend on what I looked like as a guy. |
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Drew: i think woo is a sexy word
Drew: which explains why i never get any |
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Katherine: AC, you're so crazy
AC: It's cause I'm Sweedish |
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Mrs. Bryant: Sarah, listen to me when I'm talking about Hitler! |
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Sherrods Strong Lib: The other day I was at Hawaii eating duckies when out of nowhere came this imaculate guy. I could tell he had serious corrosion problems from the get-go. His butt was all illusionary and stank like Brittany Spears. A whore was hanging out of his pants. He fell down in a puddle of magma. I laughed my head off. |
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AC: Do I scare you?
Tom: No, you're Sweedish! |
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Make your own Strong Libs! |
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AC: I wonder if you could stick this in someone's butt and open it (holding a "foofy" purple umbrella). |
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Drew: so yeah
Drew: listening to music
Drew: music is good
Me: I'm checking weather forecasts for OK since I'm going back this week
Me: .......I'm afraid
Drew: it makes me want to sodomize things
Drew: many many things
Drew: you should be
Drew: I have tractors no one can stop me now |
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Kendra: Did you not get the memo? Abby = big slut! |
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Me: My homework is reading "Tales from a Peruvian Crypt"
Joanna: That sounds f*cking weird" |
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Kaci: Supa-fool! |
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Kaci: I am now a wiser person now that I know I am a dumbass |
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Jeff: after tomorrow, i'll officially be done with english
Jeff: and there will be rainbows and flowers and all that stuff |
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Jenn: I have a lot of crap
Jenn: Want some? |
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Michael's Customer: Mom, do you love me enough to buy me a bunch of ribbon and a fake flower? |
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Sherrod: She can sleep in Zinco or wherever and get raped by some cowboy cop! |
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Last Updated 8/29/04 |
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