Unfortunately Snarky wasn't paying attention. As the Sailor Jedi began igniting their planetal powers, Snarky stared at herself in the mirror.                               "Is my skirt to short?" She asked critically eying her mini skirt.
"No not at all!" Ara growled as she fought.
"OH!" Snarky said, hiking up her skirt higher. "How about now?" She asked, and then.....

Three Hours Later...
Ara yawned and tugged at her skirt.  "Man, Captain Obvious is getting less Obvious as of late, isn't he?"
The SJ grunted in agreement. The TV suddenly started beeping and an image of a weird looking guy appeared. They all knew it was...
"Captain Obvious!" the all gasped.
"Finally," Kiara mumbled.
"You all can see me," CO said. He rubbed his hands together maniacally. "I am rubbing my hands together maniacally be cause I am a Maniac--"
The SJ began dancing and singing.
"Maniac...Maniac...." to the old tune.
"Stop that!" CO shouted. He covered his ears in horror.
And then....

Jedi Snarky walked over to the TV screen and stared at CO.
"Say CO, have you ever wondered why you constantly fail?" she asked, kicking a giggling DJT.
"No! I do not fail!!" CO growled.  "I am growling because I do."
"Aha!  I knew it. You know, you would fail less if you didn't tell us your plans," Ara said walking to the TV.
"But it is the Obvious thing to do. And I am Captain Obvious," CO said folding his arms.
"Yeah, we noticed," Kiara said rolling her eyes. And then.....

Corellia Max through spice into the air, as two human thugs ran at him.
"Where'd he go?" the first thug thought.
Corellia kicked him in the stomach, and then punched his accomplice in the face.  He grabbed a rope, and tied the thugs up.  More spice appeared, and Corellia Max became visible again.
"That was fun," he said to the air.  Using the Force, Corellia began floating in the air.  He shot up into his ship, Sailor Jedi's Dream. Soon, Corellia was in a local PD station, and dropped the thugs off.

Starkiller, who was lying on the floor with that glazed look in her eye that comes from watching too many cartoons, suddenly sat up, looking extremely annoyed to see CO on their TV.
"Hey!!!!!!" she said indignantly, "Dragonball Z is on right now, what does this guy think he is doing???!!!!!!"  She picked up the remote and tried to change the channel, but to no avail.
"Aaaaeeuu!!!" she whined, and flounced off to her room to watch DBZ on her small portable set.  "Tell me if anything remotely interesting happens out here and maybe I'll be able to tear my eyes from the handsome Vegeta and come out!" she called back over her shoulder to the other Sailor Jedi.

Snarky had ideas of her own, tired of hearing CO's complaining, she changed the channel and sat watching "The Brady Bunch" transfixed by the 70ness of it all.  Ara, the extremely annoyed leader of this And Then story, glared at Snarky.  "What on Earth are you doing?!! CO could be saying something important!!"
Snarky waved her hand as if it were nothing.  "He only states the obvious, Ara."
"MASTER SKYWALKER IS WATCHING POKEMON!!" Iannounceeverything announced. Kiara and DJT rolled their eyes.  "He's so weird."
"HEY!!! This isn't DragonballZ!!" Starkiller cried annoyed.  And then......

"POKEMON????!!!!!!" Starkiller shrieked indignantly, "Bleechh!!!!!!!!!!"  She snatched up the remote and changed the channel to Dragonball Z.  As Yamcha, Vegeta, Piccolo, and Goku appeared on the screen, Starkiller sank into a sitting position onto the floor, staring enraptured at the screen.
"Oh," she breathed, "They're all so CUTE!!!!!!"
And then...

Elly- aka Sailor Dathomir- burst in the door.
"Hey Elly!" everyone said. Elly simply nodded, her brown braids bobbing.
She turned of the TV.
"Awww come on Elly, we were watching that!" all the SJ said in unison.
"It is my job to get, as they say, your rears in gear," Elly said with out a hint of humor, "We have our objective and we must attain it."
Snarky turned the Television back on.
"If you won't help I'll do it myself. Sailor Dathomir power."
*cool music as Elly transforms into Sailor Dathomir (cool reptilian armor, boots, the hole shabang)*

Ara cheers as her best buddy rushes in.  "Yea, Sailor Dathomir!"  Ara looks at the other Sailor Jedi.  "Ahem, Elly is right, guys.  We must save twinkiedom worldwide."  She thrust a fist into the air.  "To Spudster's Fry!"
"To Spudster's Fry!" the others shouted.  They all ran quickly to the oddly shaped huge ship.
"Snarky--er, Sailor Naboo, get us to, well, where ever Captain Obvious hid the twinkies!" Ara yelled to her navigator.
"Who made YOU the head honcho?" Snarky asked grumpily.  Sailor Naboo hadn't had her daily dose of Snarky Snacks.
"Me, that's who! And that's Miss Head Honcho to you--well, not really..." Ara trailed off.
Elly burst in.  "Time to take off, lazy daisies!" The others laughed.  When had someone last used that expression?
"Man, that is soooo old!" Corellia Max said, laughing.  Sailor Dathomir whacked him in the stomach.
"None of that, now," she told him.  "Off to...where is it we're goin'?"
Kiara shrugged.  "Who knows?"
"Where is this story going?" Ara asked herself.  Should she have even started it?
And then....

Ara paced nervously around the ship.  "Where would CO hide the twinkies?"
"Someplace obvious," Snarky said as she flew the ship.
"Okay, then what's an obvious place?" Kiara wondered.
Starkiller snapped her fingers.  "Twinkie I!"
The other SJ and Master Skywalker looked at her oddly.
"Twinkie one?" they repeated. Starkiller nodded vigorously.
"Yeah, it is a little known planet off to the far side of the Galaxy.  It is a rather small planet, and it would be an obvious place to put all those Twinkies," Starkiller reasoned.
"Maybe he just ate them?" DJT suggested.
"Nah," the rest replied.
"Then off to Twinkie I!" Ara shouted.
"Only for a Snarky Snack," Snarky said, crossing her arms over her chest.
"I don't know....we shouldn't waste valuable Snarky Snacks on something this small...." Ara contemplated.  "Hrmm....Fellow Sailor Jedi, what do you think?" She asked.  Ara tugged on her meatball-type hairdo.  The SJ bit their nails and twisted their hair and thought.  Their decision was made.
And THEN.....