-You go out and buy a black, female cat.
-You paint a yellow crescent moon on her head.
-You teach her to talk.
-You teach her to talk with an accent. (if you're a dubbie)
-( If you're not a dubbie) You teach her to speak Japanese!
-She doesn't even mind, cause you've gotten her hooked on Sailor Moon too!
Ikuko-mama
-You start pressuring your mother to dye her hair blue and bake lemon pie.
-You buy her aprons for every holiday in hopes that she'll start wearing them all the time.
Miscellaneous
-You have WAY more in common with your favorite senshi than could ever possibly be coincidental!
-You've filled up most of the rooms in your house with your Sailor Moon stuff, but nobody minds cause you've gotten everyone you know addicted to Sailor Moon!
-You've spent a week and hundreds of dollars to get your room to look exactly like Usagi's. ( or Rei's, or Minako's or Ami's or Makoto's etc etc etc)
-You move to be nearer a store with Sailor Moon stuff.
-You buy a crystal that looks exactly like the Silver Crystal and tell everyone it's real.
-You and your friends all start saving up to get plastic surgery so that your eyes take up 50% of your head.
-After that, you all get your hair done so it looks exactly like your favorite senshi's.
-People come up to you on the street and ask for your autograph.You sign the senshi's name.
-You sign up for all kinds of tutoring and study courses in hopes of finding Ami.
-You wear a replica of your favorite senshi's school uniform to school every day.
-You start singing Sailor Moon songs everywhere you go in hopes of finding another moonie.
-You draw the symbol of Mercury on your tests and quizzes in hopes of getting better grades
-Every time you see a fire, you stare very hard at it in hopes of seeing a black upside-down crescent, etc
-You can recite entire episodes of Sailor Moon
-In perfect Japanese
-For money
-Your first job is in a comic shop so that you can be near your favorite anime all day long!
-When your friends and family joke you about liking Sailor Moon so much, you stick a banana on a pencil and chase after them screaming "Tsuki ni kawatte oshiokyou!"
-You throw post-its drawn up like ofuda at people that make you mad
-You pick fights constantly so that you can show off your "senshi powers"
-Every black (or white, or greyish purple) cat you see gets its forehead carefully inspected for crescent moons
-You just know you'll find Luna or Artemis someday!
-You currently reside in Azabu, Tokyo, Japan
-The bodyguards at DiC know you as the "weirdo with the can of gasoline."
-Naoko has special security guards just for keeping you away
-You buy odago all the time and frequently stick them on your head
-You are convinced that your school is a Dark Kingdom plot because you're always so tired after classes are over
-You throw post-its and roses and confetti hearts at your teachers, because if school's a DK plot then they're Youma!
-You wear bunny ears all the time
-You have a website (who doesn't these days...)
-You own every BSSM item that has ever been created
-You have two of everything, one for enjoying and one to show off!
-You quote your favorite senshi all the time
-You celebrate the senshi's birthdays
-And Naoko's
-And Osa*P's, and the seiyuu!
-You car is a BSSM shrine on wheels
-Other moonies pay money to take tours of your room/house/apartment/etc
-You wear earrings like Makoto's
-People at anime conventions remember you for your awesome cosplay and displays of fandom
-You avoid your fav senshi's least favorite food at all costs, using the excuse "it's just full of calories!"
-You always try to act just like your favorite senshi
-You own jewelry that says " WWUD" (what would usagi do?) /"WWMD"/ etc
-You have to take up a second job to pay for your obsession
-You become extemely upset when your height exceeds that of your favorite senshi, and never wear heels again.
-You frequently draw crescent moons on your forehead
-You make up a new senshi so that you can be one too!
-You use Sailor Moon laxatives!
-You create Sailor Senshi wallpaper so that you can cover your house in it
-Almost everything you do can somehow be linked to the Sailor Senshi
-You can relate any subject in a conversation to Sailor Moon
-Whenever you eat Teddy Grahams, you designate them to a senshi, including Galaxia, the Animates, and Starlights
-You own twelve black cats, and they all have golden crescent moon stickers on the foreheads.
-As well as twelve white cats
-And twelve grey cats
-Whenever you're bored, you wonder what the senshi are doing
-Then you start making up a situation that they're experiencing
-When a teacher calls on you in school for an answer, you dreamily murmur something about Mamoru
-What?! Too much Sailor Moon?! There is no such thing!
-The best way to start the day is with a good " World Shaking!"
-You start campaigning for Mugen Gakuen uniforms at your school
-You start an anime club at your school
-You plan on naming at least one of your children after a senshi
-You actually have!
-Your ambition is to open a hair salon and give people haircuts that look exactly like the senshi's
-Your spouse remarkably resembles a senshi (Mamoru is a senshi too!)
-Whenever someone mentions a dub name in your presence, you go ballistic
One day, I was going through the drive through in 300-mile-away Burger King and (I wasn't driving, I was in the back seat) I saw this car with Sailor Moon stickers on the bumper. The liscense plate said " SLR MOON." Then I yelled out 'OH MY GOSH, EVERYBODY LOOK AT THAT CAR!' Everybody looked and I told them what it was and when the girl came to the window, Senshimama asked her if she was the moonie and she was! And then we said hi to each other and Sailor Moon's cool and the like and then we drove away. Cool, huh? Moonies of the world, unite! I now know for a fact that all of you are out there!
