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| "Footage of old Royal Rumble showing clips of all the stars, Then s sSensation losing to Thug who became the first ever Royal Rumblw winner and SWA Champion." JR: Hello everybody and thank you for joining us in front of millions right here in the states capital Washington. it is sold out in here and everyone is wondering who is going to take it. King: I don't know but my pick has to be looking at Kanyon since he is the SWA MVP. JR: I do't think so king. But who knows I have been wrong in the past, Let's get this party started. Pinks Song lets get this Party started pumps up the crowd, as the first two men are ready to come down. JR: Who will it be? King: I hope we see some puppies! Beetlejuice comes down in a Tricycle and makes his way down to the ring at Number 1! JR: Now here is an interesting Wrestler. King: yeah he is unique alright. Norman Smiley makes his way down to the ring at Number 2! JR: Hall of Shame member Norman Smiley is here as number 2. It seems to be Beetlejuices Idle. King: What a way to start the Rumble...Well mm lets see what happens. Fighting: Beetlejuice breaks down in tears, He offers to play Rock, Paper, Scissors with Norman. Norman accepts and they duel it out. Norman dominates the first round with him picking paper and Juice picking rock. The second round ends up a draw with both men going for Rock. JR: Dear God how much more of this do we have to take? Justin Credible comes down as Number 3! Fighting: Credible runs in and clotheslines both norman and Juice. Norman bites Justin in the knee while Juice slaps him in the face. Credible goes crazy and takes down Juice and pounds away with fists of fury.Norman jumps on the back of credible and gets him into a headlock. Norman finally let's go and Juice and Norman perform a double suplex on Credible. Kanyon comes down as Number 4! King: Who Betta than Kanyon to be number 4? JR: Let's see how the MVP does? Fighting: Kanyon jumps on Credible and starts punching him with lefts and rights. Kanyon picks up Credible and spits in his face. Credible is like a raging bull and he goes for Thats Incredible but Kanyon knees him and does a Kanyon cutter! Beetlejuice then picks up Credible and sends him on his way over the top rope. King: Credible has just made history by being the first person elimantead. by the way Jim I'll be right back. Jerry the King Lawler comes in as Number 5! JR: I hope King doesn't get hurt. Fighting: king takes his time getting into the ring as Kanyon goes after Norman. Kanyon Irish whips Noman to the ropes and then does a drop kick sending Norman down. king is gets in the ring but is met by Juice who gives him a Drive By. JR: Oh the Drive By on the King. That's one of the most powerful clotheslines there is. Fighting: Juice picks up King and tosses him over the top rope. Kanyon sets up Norman for a Kanyon Cutter but Juice stops it. Juice then does a German Suplex to Kanyon and starts to do the Macerena. Kanyon sneaks up behind Juice and gives him a Flat Liner. Kanyon tries to throw oner Juice but this time Norman stops it. King: Ouch. JR: You ok. If norman and Juice keep working as a team they could go far. King: Ouch. Kamakaze runs down chair in hand to be part of the Rumble at Number 6! Fighting: Kamakaze runs down and nails everyone with the chair. Kamakaze picks up Norman and does the Kamakaze K.O. Juice is still dazed and Kanyon gives him a Kanyon Cutter. Kamakaze throws out Norman and puts the chair he brought in into the corner. Kanyon taunts a knocked out beetlejuice until Kamakaze decides Kanyon would be next. Kamakaze does a spinning heel kick to kanyon and Kanyon falls into the corner with the chair in it. Kamakaze kicks Kanyon's head into the chair 10 times in a row! JR: If that does not cause a headache nothing will. The Boywonder struts to the ring as lucky Number 7! Fighting: Kamakaze then does a suplex to Kanyon right out of the ring. The Boywonder steps in and rakes Kamakaze in the eyes. He continues his assault with a belly-to-belly- suplex. The Boywonder sets up the chair in the middle of the ring and calls dor a Kamakaze Brainwash. Kamakaze reverses it with a low blow kick. Kamakaze does a quick snap mare take down and Juice finally gets up. Juice grabs the chair and nails Kamakaze in the head with it. Juice and Boywonder work together and just use brute strength to get Kamakaze eliminated. JR: 2 men left The Boywonder and Beetlejuice! Ah be right back King. Jim Ross is Number 8 Fighting: jim Ross hides in the corner while the Boywonder and Juice go at it exchanging punches and kicks. Beetlejuice gets the better of it and does a fireman's carry sending Boywonder on the mat and Juice then does a single legged crab. The Croatian Sensation comes in as number 9! Fighting: The Croatian Sensation runs in and helps his partner by making Juice release the hold with a kick to the head. The Boywonder grabs juice and the Croatian Sensation tells Jim Ross to nail juice in the face with the chair. Jim Ross does so and at the last second Juice ducks and Jim Ross nails the Boywonder sending him over the rope and eliminating him! King: Oh My God. The Hall of Shame Member Macho Man comes own as number 10! Fighting: the Sensationl looks pissed off and he spears Ross. Macho Man goes after a tired looking Juice and Juice back body drops Macho man up and over the top rope. |