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JR: Well Dark Soldier screwed Kamakaze with the ropes in the end. King: now we have Venom vs. Pyro. �Corporate Music Hit�s and Vince struts to the ring.� Vince: Well my man has finally arrived and he will be making his way down�Right NOW! �Corporate Music Hit�s and���..Paul Heyman walks out. Vince: That�s Right Paul Heyman has been hired to make us greater then we already are� see this is how it�s gonna work there are two shows a week Monday Night Madness which I will run and do the writing. Then there is Saturday Night War Games which will be much more extreme and dangerous and it will be written by Paul Heyman. But to give you all a sample of what War games will be like I will let Paul Heyman Run the rest of the show as I watch from my locker room�Paul. Paul: Oooooh Yeah! I�m in charge and let me just say the fans will get what they came to see. So get ready for�The EXTREME! �Corporate Music Hit�s� Jim Ross: Well this is the start of the second half of the show where Paul Heyman is in charge. He will be doing all of the Saturday Night War Games from now on and he is in charge of what will be coming up. King: Oh what ever it is it can�t be that bad�.I hope. Jim Ross: Well up next we got Pyro�s debut against the one we call Venom in a hardcore match. �The camera shows Venom and Pyro ready too go standing in the ring� Fighting: Venom is anxious too start brawling again and charges at Pyro but Pyro gives him a drop too hold. Pyro gets up and starts too taunt Venom. Venom rolls out of the ring and grabs a bag from under it. It�s a bag of thumbtacks!. He dumps the tacks on the outside floor and climbs on the apron. Pyro runs at him and gives him a running a knee sending Venom right on too the tacks. Tacks are wedged into the back of Venom. Pyro climbs too the outside and picks up Venom by the hair. He then Irish whips Venom into the steel steps. Jim Ross: Venom is the one supposed too be teaching this rookie a lesson. But the student is showing the teacher how its done. �Raven starts too walk down� Fighting: Raven makes his way out but instead of actually getting him self involved in the match he goes and sits down in the first row of the audience where no one was sitting. Pyro notices him sitting there and tells him too come get some too. But as Raven distracts Pyro Venom gets a steel chair and nails Pyro in the back of the head. Venom goes for the cover 1 2 but Pyro kicks out. King: This kid has some heart. Fighting: Venom goes under the ring and pulls out a table. He slides it into the ring and then starts too throw some punches too Pyro. Venom then finishes it off with a Big Boot. He picks up Pyro and brings him into the ring with him. Pyro gets too one knee and pokes Venom in the eyes. Pyro then lays the table up standing up in the corner. He picks up Venom and tries too Irish whip him into the table but Venom reverses and sends Pyro crashing through the table. Venom goes for the cover 1 2 But some how Pyro kicks out. Jim Ross: No Way! Fighting: Venom signals too Raven too come into the ring and Raven jumps the railing. Raven goes under the ring and takes out a stop sign. Raven gets in stop sign in hand and winds up too hit a dazed Pyro who is just lying on the ground. Instead he just drops it on the mat and kicks Venom in the gut and delivers the Evenflow! Raven places Pyro on Venom 1 2 3! �The Winner: Pyro!� Jim Ross: Paul Heyman strongly believes in Raven and its almost like he gave him permission too run loose on the SWA. King: Well let�s not dwell on the past. Lets let�s look forward too see what Heyman has made the main event. �Booker T comes out as his music hits� Booker T: I was just told by Heyman that some SUCKAAAAAA wants a shot at my gold? Well bring his punk ass out. �Arkangel comes down the ramp� Jim Ross: Oh my GOD! All hell is about too brake loose! As soon as we get Raven out of the ring we can start this match. King: He�s just lying in that corner like he doesn�t give a damn. Fighting: Raven finally gets up and sits down with Jim Ross and King. �Paul Heyman interrupts the match microphone in hand� Paul Heyman: Woah Woah Woah just wait a second there Angel and �Book�. I know the fans that spend their hard earned money want too see something more exciting. So I think in the spirit of the new and improved SWA we should make this match a steel cage match! �The Fans Cheer as the cage is lowered Paul Heyman also joins Raven JR and King� Jim Ross: Hello Raven�Paul. Paul Heyman: Hey I would be a little more excited then that when talking too the co-owner of SWA. King: Raven I love what you did in that last match it was classic. Raven: Paul Heyman: I know what the SWA needs! A super star that isn�t afraid too do what it takes too win a match. Jim Ross: Does doing what it takes include turning on a friend like Venom? Raven: Paul Heyman: Shut up JR�The match is about too start�do your God Damn JOB! Fighting: Ark walks up too Booker T and does his Acid Mist blinding Booker. He continues his attack by slapping the chest of Booker and then finally giving him a roundhouse kick sending Booker too the mat. Booker T is rubbing his eyes with his gloves but its not working. The Acid Mist is still affecting his vision. Paul Heyman: I like this Arkangel guy�now here�s a guy who will do anything too win! Fighting: Ark then picks up Book and does a huge choke slam from hell. Booker lays motion less on the mat. Ark starts too climb the cage and gets up at the top in seconds because he is feeling no fatigue from the match at all. He then looks at Booker just lying there and cant resist. He jumps off the top of the cage and lands a huge Time Stopper (star frog splash) on Booker. Booker T is winded bad and Ark has this match won. Jim Ross: This is BS! The only reason Ark is on top is because of that stupid mist. Paul Heyman: Shut the hell up Ross, Your going too get a God Damn heart attack one of these days. Raven: |