Yes I am Bruce. And yes, that is Me.
Scaling at an incredible 5'7" and 3/8th (have to be precise dammit) and weighing at a powerful 135 lbs. I am Bruce. For those that are visually challenged, I am ASIAN. Intelligence? Somewhere between hella dumb and damn smart. Looks? I haven't scared anyone away yet. Personality? I like donuts. So you know what? It's allllllllllllllll good. Dry shit on a stick. Four tubs of lard. Now THAT's something worth thinking about.
My ever-so-dear friends have suggested that I included the following stuff they've said about me:
Gimp - (Gh'em-p) noun. 1)Person who does not intend to, yet inevitably ends up injuring himself. Often many times over in a short period of time. 2)someone who is less klutzy than Bruce(see super-gimp) -Ray Zhang
"Those who just started to get to know Bruce will want to know more, and those that have known Bruce for a while wish they never did. haHA!" -Mysterious Person
"You, are a dork. But I meant it in an affectionate way. Like a nickname. Like, I could have called you silly, or,... playful... but yeah, dork." -Kat Tsai
Infrared view of me trying to
find a bathroom
Feel free to add more - [email protected] - I love getting hate mail
Nicknames: Brewski, Screwce, Booboo, Kiwi, Koala, Brucey but don't ever call me
that. :)
Nationality: Taiwan born
Birthday/Zodiac: 10/20 Libra, sigh.. the undecisiveness, all you librans know
Height: 5'7'' but at full moons i get around 12'
Hair color: black with brownish tints at certain areas
Eye color: black brown whatever
Siblings: one really cool older sis, altho she used to feed me tissue paper when we
were lil
Do they look like you? oooooooooh no
Hobbies: running, tennis, talking, driving, swimming, cards, i'm all around man
How do you describe yourself? tall... dark... and DEVILISHLY handsome hahaha
Religion: Brucism, leader of all 2 million believers out there
Sports: tennis, running, swimming, sleeping
Worst fear: being left behind
Dream car: Lam Diablo hooooo yea!! but probably a Prelude will do (with a spoiler
that doesn't do anything!)
Word or phrases you overuse: Gay, Hella, !!!, hehe, and random swear words... tried
to quit but :-P
One pillow or 2: alot so i can build a little fort on my bed
Do you sleep with music on: no ppl who do that are wasteful freaks hahaha jk
What's your bedtime: don't have one, but screams to go to bed comes on around 2
or 3
Do you dream in color: only after the 1950's i started to
Half empty or half full: i'd drink it and say they all in mah belly now
What first, chicken or the egg: i'd eat them and say they all in mah belly now
Craziest thing you want to do: letting Chele drive me to places, don't know if i want
to do that but that would be the craziest thing i COULD do :)
Most memorable experience: alot... ranks the same... SB, going away parties... as far
as my memory takes me usually
Do you think dreams come true: hellllllll yeah!!!! especially if you dream about
Safeway donuts being delievered to you
Do you have a deep dark secret that nobody knows? tons, like you wouldn't believe
Have you ever gone skinny dipping? guess what one of the deep dark secret is?
Any superpowers: i have the power to make dream come true... if you dream about
those donuts!!
Biggest addiction: AIM!!!!!!! i can't quit dammit!!!!!!
Preferences:
McDonalds/BurgerKing: MacD's grew up eating that junk
Coke or Pepsi: Classic coke with cocaine in it hahahaha ;)
Rather marry the perfect lover or perfect friend? everybody says both, so i'll be
original and say... neither. i want her to be horrible in bed and
beats me regularly
Characteristics in that someone: cute, good legs (so superficial eh? hahaha jk) and
nice! has to be nice! ... and enjoys beating me regularly
Kind of Movie: any movie that doesn't sound corny, and depends on the ppl im
watching it with
Mud or jello wrestling: why can't we just combine and everyone will be happy
With/without ice cubes: i have to have ice, don't care if freezing butt off, have to
have ice
Shine/rain: I love tornadoes
Top or bottom: OOooo scandalouz questoin eh? um... whichever one she prefers ;)
hahaha so bad
Season: whichever one i get to sleep more in
Vanilla or Chocolate: coin toss like real men do
Cake or cookies: asking me questions like these will make me hungry
Rock/pop/punk/rap/r&b...etc: all of them, some are good, some are bad, i don't
discriminate based on genre (je-ner hehe)
Night or day: i'm pretty nocturnal, but i like the day too
Dressed/undressed: hahahaha i'll leave that to your imaginations ;)
Bunk bed or waterbed: airbed that i got for college!!! yeah!!!! gooooooo air
bed!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahah
Lights on/off: off ;)
Favorite:
Color: blue silver black white
Numbers: 6, especially three of them together
Animals: dogs... loyal buds, whined when i left for college
Holiday: my bday
Quote: "what can be counted doesn't always count, and what counts can't always
be counted." and also, "If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to
to you, then it's yours to keep. IF it doesn't, it was never yours."
Book? ooooooooh sooo many!! hahahaha! calc text book!!! ooooooooooh
yeahhhhhhh!!!! thats the beeeeeeeeeeest!!! hahahahahaah
Movie: Life of Bruce, a documentary, didn't do that well in the box offices
Radio station: i let other ppl who are control freaks decide when they get in my car ;)
Place: Hawaii, no doubt
Flower: everyone says roses... so... um... Mistletoe!! hahaha is that even a flower?
Scent: Drakkar for me, and for ladies... um... natural is the best but Heaven from Vic
Sec is not bad (i only read the catalogs for the articles!)
Food: Azn what else?
In the future:
House: shack ... strange how the song love shack suddenly came on in my head
Where: whereever the wind blows the shack to
How many kids: 20,000 < if youre my future wife... um... i'm just kidding?
Names: all 20,000? well one of them will be Valor/Valerie but many told me that my
wife decides cuz i don't do crap during labor
Animals: an anteater to keep the burgulars away
What are you gonna do: animator for disney or WB
Why: kickass job and i love it and it pays mucho dinaro
On Relationships:
Most romantic thing that happened: there is one, but the other person prob doesn't feel the same so eh... shouldn't disclose the info.
What does your ideal girlfriend look like: what they would look like
How do they act: like how they'd act
Where is your dream date: anywhere~~ awwww i know, so romantic
The first thing you notice in a girl: eyes, then face yeayea superficiality
Do you believe in love at first sight: used to...:(
Ever been in love: tons of times! did anything ever happen?? hellllll no!!
If you could:
Dye hair: already did awhile ago, brownish, now its back to black
Have a tatoo: a lil dragon or eagle in the middle of my back, between the
shoulder blades
Meet one person, who: future wife
Life with one person, who: future wife, "where are you!!!???"
You wish you had done that you didn't: the list goes on and on...
You wish you hadn't done that you did: have fun with this, guys: hitting my forehead doing a lob and almost losing my eye, kneeing myself in the eye, running into a door that has to be pulled and getting a mark on my forehead, believing i can barbeque... oh the horror...
Something that annoys you: slack off ppl
That turns you on: well if its the person i like, it seems that everything they do
becomes so cute
What's the first thing you do when you:
Get up: break my alarm clock... five and counting
Get in the shower: sleep
Get home from school: sleep, AIM, or sleeping while on AIM (what a sad addiction, i
need a patch or something)
What about...:
Thunderstorms: holding a metal rod in one is always exciting
High heels: gr... make girls taller than me >:(
Mexican food: spicy and gaseous
Little kids: some are really cute and cool, some are... lil @#$%^
Habits:
Streaked: would that be another dark secret that nobody knows?
Sing: all the time, planning to go back to asia and become famous cuz of it
if i dont make it in art
Cheat on tests/hw: i provide this service that makes lil cheat cards that you can hide in your nostrils and pads that you can stick in your armpits for more info call 1800youdork
Drink/smoke: nopes
Who do you hate: YOU hahaha someone i'm sure... can't think of one right now...
Ever thought you were going to die: highway 1 accident, 13 yrs. old, life literally flashed before my eyes