You know how good milk tastes after it's had some tasty cereal in it for a while? Well, this is milk that's sold pre-cereal infused! think about it- Froot Loops milk, Frosted Flakes milk, Corn Pops milk- ready to drink!
2. "Time to Eat!" Restaurant
Okay. First, imagine we've already perfected time travel. Now imagine the perfect restaurant- "Time to Eat!" You walk in and order and the people at the restaurant go back in time and make the food so its ready when you come in. So that way when you come in the foods already there! In order to prevent a temporal paradox that could destroy time-space, you will still be required to order before you will receive the food, but it will be ready instantly.
3. Mint Coke
It's....Mint flavored Coke.
4. Sinful Desires: Obsession
see the "movie" link on the main page
5. Spring Shoes
This is hard to explain without being able to physically show you, but here's the scoop: shoes attached to a metal sole. The sole is attached at the toe bye a hinge to another metal piece. There's an industrial strength shock absorber spring in between the two pieces. Pull the two pieces together, compressing the spring, and lock them with the latch. All you have to do is release the latch to fly forward. (This is a rediculously dangerous invention.)
6. "Nine to Pie" and "Most Wanted Grandma"
2 sitcoms. Nine to Pie features a circus clone that has to quit the circus after he breaks his funny bone in a car accident that takes the lives of his wife and 3 young daughters. He gets a job as an accountant and lives the life of a normal man. Except he still has a clown face and hair, as well as shoes. And he wears a squirty flower. (Imagine this guy sitting in his car during rush hour, going to work, blankly staring ahead at traffic, wearing a suit. Hahahahahaha) Most Wanted Grandma is about this guy. He's #1 on the FBI's most wanted list, and he goes to hide out in his friend's apartment. His friend is taking care of his elderly grandma, who's in a wheel chair, and the 3 of them live in this tiny apartment. The guy who's on the most wanted list can't go out, right, because if he's spotted he'll go off to jail. So the 3 of them are in there, and then the friend who's looking after his grandma kicks the bucket while taking a bath. Now the most wanted guy is trapped inside with this grandma who's too frail to leave, and there's a fat guy's corpse in the bathtub. The rest of the show rights itself! Oh, and don't forget about "Polar Bear Room Mate" starring Mike and Polar Bear.
7. The Future, in the Palm of Your Hand!
Ok, this is a combination of do-wackies, which means that i can't patent it, so ill have to do a kickass job of marketing it and copyright a sweet ass name, like Extech. Anyway, its a cellphone, a universal remote control, a laser pointer, and a digital camera. If you want, you can add other features too, like a stun gun, a back massager and a metal detector.
8. The - Billion $ Idea
this may lose you 1 billion dollars, but its worth it. a huge place with couches and tvs and stuff that gives out free coffee and food to anyone between 17-23 years of age! and free concerts, too! how great would that be? i mean, coooome ooooon