This Is What I Think.
Honestly, People you can't tell me that this car isn't ugly. I mean, whoever designed it should be shot. And whoever buys one is just as much at fault for so many being on the road. Another reason I hate them is because of the price you have to pay for these ulgy piles of metel. You can get 2 or 3 REAL beetles for the same amout. Sure they dont have all the goofy electronic crap that's on cars today. But hell if people could live in the 60s without that junk, why can't you guys now? I don't mean to offend anyone who's bought a "NEW" Beetle. All I'm doing is urging the owners of these cars to have them scraped for parts then maybe set on fire and dragged to the bottom of the ocean and maybe covered with toxic waste. Not to pollute the ocean just so no one goes near them EVER again. Then mabye sometime in the future when visitors from outer space or dogs take over the earth they won't be able to know what bad taste in transportation you people had.
Starting today I am on a quest to seek out the creator if that which is called The "NEW" Beetle then I shall destroy him and/or her and his and/or her village and/or city. I fear great hardships, I may not live to see its end. No, I'm just kidding. I'll probably see its end and you what the end is now, That is to say end at the begining. I really don't want to do all of that work. So let's just say it was AL GORE, because he invented "everthing" i.e. THE INTERNET. So now let's just say AL GORE is the devil and let's hope he stays in hell where he and the EVIL "NEW" Beetles belong. |
