If you have any questions about FSU, then you have come to the right place. These are some of the most frequently asked questions about FSU, just read and learn!
Q. Does fsu suck?
A: Yes.
Q: Does Florida own fsu?
A: Yes, Florida does own fsu. In fact, UF has a winning record against fsu in EVERY SINGLE SPORT, including a 26-15-2 advantage in football.
Q: Is bobby bowden the Anti-Christ, or is he just a really evil person?
A: This question is open for debate. I believe he is truely the Anti-Christ. That would explain several things, including: why he lets his players get away with anything; why he teaches his players to purposely injure opposing players; and his incredible old age.
Q: Who is the dumbest player in the NFL?
A: It should not come as a surprise to anybody that the dumbest player in the NFL is a former seminole. Reinard Wilson (fsu 1994-1997) recently took the Wonderlic Personnel Test, (a intelligence test taking by all incoming NFL players) and got a new all time low score of 5. The average score is 19.
Q: Why does fsu play in such a easy conference?
A: Excellent question. Basically, fsu knew that if they played in the SEC, they would never be able to keep up their bowl appearances and top finishes. Consider this: fsu has lost only two games in the ACC in the last seven years, but has lost three games to SEC teams in the last 3 years. fsu was invited to join the SEC but declined, citing 'scheduling conflicts' as the reason.
Q: Who has better fans, Florida or fsu?
A: Without question, Florida fans are more loyal and proud then fsu fans. Look at the facts:
-Tickets to every Florida Gator home game have been sold out for the last 8 years straight. The noles only sell out 30% of their games in the state of Florida despite having a much smaller stadium.
-Florida has sold out all of their bowl games except one in the 90's. florida state has yet to sell out any of their bowl games despite playing for the national championship 3 times and playing several times in their own state.
-There is an 8 year waiting list to get season tickets for Florida Gator Games. Season tickets are available each season for fsu games.
-Florida averages a greater attendance at their pep rallies (69,000) than fsu does for their home games (60,000)
Q: Who is a better coach, Steve Spurrier, or bobby bowden?
A: Hmmmm... bowden doesnt coach the offense, he doesnt coach the defense, he doesnt coach the special teams, he doesnt coach any individual position, and he doesnt call any of the plays. According to his own son, Tommy bowden, "he rides around on his golf cart, sips tea, and takes naps'. Clearly bobby bowden is nothing more than a icon used for recruiting. Steve Spurrier on the other hand, is the offensive coordinator, the quarterback coach, and calls all of the offensive plays. The results are clear: it took bobby bowden almost 20 years at fsu to win a national championship. It took Steve Spurrier only 7 years at Florida to win a National Championship, despite playing in a much tougher conference with a much tougher schedule.
Q: Are fsu graduates really that stupid?
A: Absolutely. In fact, even when a fsu grad lands a decent job (which is rare), they prove their incompetence. For example, ESPN college football analyst and fsu graduate lee corso has picked the wrong team to win the UF-fsu game for four out of the last five games, (including picking the noles to beat the Gators by 33 points in 1997) further providing an example that fsu grads are the most incompetent people in the entire world.
