- Alan Minter, Boxer.
"Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to act badly around women, and I hope I never get into that."
- Bill Clinton, U.S President.
"Most cars on our roads consist of one occupant, usually the driver."
- Pauline Hansen
" My sister is expecting a baby, but i dont know whether I'm going to be an Uncle or an Aunt."
- Babe Ruth, nervous at a Baseball match.
"I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I dont always agree with them."
- George Bush U.S President
"If it weren't for electrictity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel
"I can not tell you how grateful I am -- I am filled with humidity"
"I owe alot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
- Greg Norman
"First, Carry to the fire."
- Instructions on a fire extinguisher.
"My appitite is so good that I can eat the table cloth right off the chair!"
- Some famous dude i dont know.
"I say no to drugs, but they just dont listen.
- Marilyn Manson, Singer
"When ever I watch television and I see all those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey, Singer