| Just some ideas |
| Prank calls on Pizza Joints !! |
| 1. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "ok, That will be $10.99; please pull up at the next window." 2. Ask if you can either rent, or borrow a pizza. 3. Ask if you can keep the pizza box, and when they say yes, heave a sigh of relief. 4. Say " Are you sure the is Pizza Hut?" (just an example) When they say yes say "Well so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When they finally offer proof that it is in fact (Pizza Hut) start to cry and say "Do you know what it's like to be lied to!" 5. Tell them to double check that the pizza is, in fact dead. 6. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him, or her. 7. Order two toppings, then say, "No! They'll start fighting!" 8. Ask is the pizza organically grown. 9. When they repeat the order, say "Again, but with a little more oomph this time!" 10. After ordering, say "Oh, I wonder what THIS button on the phone does!" Simulating a cut off. 11. When your given the price, say "OOOOHHH! That sounds complicated, I hate math!" 12. When they say"Will that be all?' snicker and say "I guess we'll find out wont we!" 13. Ask if the pizza has had it's shots. |
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