STRICTLY PLURAL
A comedy for 803 players, in 1 act
Captain: What is it? Speak up man!
Guard: Sir, I spotted a goblin!
Captain: G...goblin?
Guard: Yes sir, you know, small unpleasent green fellow.
Captain: Oh, you mean goblins.
Guard: No sir, just the one. A goblin sir.
Captain: Are you some kind of idiot? It's gob-linz. Goblins. Strictly plural.
Guard: But sir! Goblin!
Enter goblin
Guard: See sir! A goblin!
Captain: Right, I'll sort this out. You there, yes you. Where are all your mates?
Goblin: Uh...
Guard: You see? A goblin!
Enter 800 goblins
Captain: You see what I mean? Strictly plural my boy.
Guard: Um...sir?
FIN