HEAVEN
A comedy for 1 player, in 1 act
David: O Lord, now that I have been measured and you have found me worthy to enter your Holy Kingdom, what is to become of me?
Voice of God: Anything you desire shall be yours, my son.
David: Woah, are we talking 'anything' as in a guilt-free breakfast beer? Or 'anything' as in diving headlong into a swimming pool filled with beautiful big-breasted naked blonde women.
Voice of God: The first one, my child.
FIN