| Bob's page!!!!! |
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| For those of you who DON'T know, Bob is the elf who lives in my head and helps run my brain. In my brain, there's all these little elves running around who have these different jobs and stuff. But Bob is the only elf who talks to me! Bob's job in my brain is to feed the duck that runs on the hamster wheel that keeps my brain alive. I'll put it like this--say I got shot and was dying. Well the duck would keep getting slower and slower...until it stops and I die. But hopefully that will never happen cuz Bob tells me he does a good job to keep the duck healthy and unhungry. The duck's name is Herman! That's funny cuz that's my grandpa's name! And it's all yellow and got an orange beak, just like a regular duck! That is soooooo cool! :D Anyways, Bob's page is pretty boring right now cuz I just made it, but hopefully Bob will give me some good ideas and stuff for his page. :P |
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| Bob's Ideal Breakfast: 3 pancakes with strawberries and whipped cream...and bacon and eggs benedict. How can he eat that much? It's beyond me. He claims he has a high metabolism. *rolls eyes* |
| No Longer New But Still Cool Information About Bob: Bob has a pet Turkey named Purple. The catch? Purple is white. |
| Bob has NOT been talking to me lately...I think he's mad for some reason. |