Some Oxymorons
10K fun run
6502-based computer
A little big
A new classic
Academic sorority
Advanced BASIC
Aerobic exercise
Airline food
American chop suey
American culture
American education
American English
Arms limitation
Artificial intelligence
Athletic scholarship
Back to the future
Bad health
Balding hair
Better than new
Budget deficit
Bug free code
Business ethics
California expressway
Casual intimacy
Catproof
Central Intelligence Agency
Childproof
Chow Baby
Civil servant
Civil War
Clean hack
Clearly confused
Coed fraternity/sorority
Collective liberty
College algebra
College education
Committed schedule
Common sense
Computer Jock
Computer science
Computer security
Congressional ethics
Congressional oversight
Conspicuous absence
Constant change
Convienience store
Corporate planning
Country music
Creation science
Curved line
Customer satisfaction
Debugged program
Debutante Ball
Department of Interior
(responsible for everything outside)
Disco music
Dining hall food
Down escalator/elevator
Driving pleasure
Dry beer
Dry wine
Economic reform
English Syntax
Enquiring minds
Environmentalist bumper sticker
Exact estimate
Executive decision
Express bus
Express Mail
Fair reporting
Fair trial
Fallout shelter
Family entertainment
Fast BASIC
Fast food
Federal budget
Fighting for peace
Final version
First annual
First-strike defense
Flexible freeze
Football scholarship
Forth programming language
Free election
Free love
Free with purchase
Freezer burn
Friendly advice
Friendly competitor
Friendly fire
Full service
Funny clean joke
Good grief
Goverment aid
Government assistance
Government organization
Greater Cleveland
Guest host
Gunboat diplomacy
Happily married
Happy Monday
Hazardous waste disposal
Helicopter flight
Higher education
Holy Roman Empire
Holy War
Honest politician
House Ethics Committee
Indecent exposure
Industrial park
Internal Revenue Service
Journalistic accuracy
Journalistic integrity
Jumbo shrimp
Justice Rehnquist
Justice Thomas
Kosher ham
Lace-up loafers
Lebanese government
Legal brief
Legally drunk
Literal interpretation
Living dead
Long Island Expressway
Management Action
Management Science
Management Style
Management support
Marketing strategy
Married life
Medicaid payment
Metal woods
Middle East peace process
Military intelligence
Modified final judgement
Monopoly
Moral Majority
Mutual attraction
Mutually exclusive
Nonworking mother
Nuclear defense
Objective parent
One size fits all
Operating system
Pacific Ocean
Paperless office
Partly pregnant
Passive aggression
Peace force
PeaceMaker missle
Plastic glasses
Police protection
Political leadership
Political science
Politically correct
Portable standard Lisp
Pot luck
Precision bombing
Presidential promises
Pretty ugly
Productivity committee
Quick fix
Quick reboot
Rap music
Rapid transit
Rare steak
Realistic schedule
Recently new
Religious tolerance
Restrained grandparent
Rolling stop
Rush hour
Safe sex
Same difference
Sanitary landfill
Savings & loan
Scottish Danish (actual pastry sold at 7-11)
Severely killed
Social security
Southern justice
Spare rib
Stealth bomber
Supporting documentation
Swiss Steak
Synthetic natural gas
Tame cat
Tax return
Television critic
Temporary tax increase
Thank God I'm an Atheist
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Tight slacks
True gossip
Unbiased journalism
Unbiased news reports
Unbiased opinion
Understanding UNIX
Union workers
User friendliness
Ventura Freeway
Violent Agreement
Voting power
Waiting patiently
War games
Wilderness management
Wonder Bread
Working vacation