Will Inuyasha ever end!? And other Inuyasha Nonsense
On a more irrelevant note... Byakuya's outfit looks awesome and comfy. I'd beat him up and steal it... Yup... Does anyone ready the weekly
Inu-manga updates at
Kuro-sama's site? Well... You should.
The latest RIVETING chapter... Kags is off to save Kikyou... AGAIN... How many times has Kagome saved Kikyou now? God damn, does that chick have conviction or what!? I'd hate her to death and let her die the first time. More Inu for me. That, or I'd tell Inuyasha to go with his zombified ex and have fun fucking dirt, I'm going home for good. Ass. I keep thinking each new plot will be the beginning of the end so I'd get some super action and lots of Sess's ass-kicking, fine self. But no. We have a few chapters about dead porcupine demons and their sentient evil poison quills... THAT was vital to the story... I thought Sess's reforged Tenseiga after Kagura's death meant he'd use it against Naraku and we'd all go "yay for
Sex Sess!"... Nope. I thought Kouga's joining with the Inu-gang meant that we'd seen see the battle of the century with Naraku leading to death, destruction and happy endings. Wrong. I though
for certain the ass ugly conglomeration known as Mouryoumaru's death... er... absorption... and the reabsorption of EvilbabyOMG! was going to be the start of it, but no. We have to talk about porcupine zombies/demons. GOOD GOD, the zombie porcupines need their part!! I'm beginning to fear that Takahashi-sensei is going to die before she finishes it...
The Inu-crew needs my help. First, we deal with Kohaku. Kikyou's super-cleaning his shard to use against Naraku. The Inugang doesn't want to let him die. Solution? Sesshoumaru's Tenseiga. Sango, Kagome, Miroku and Shippou (Inu would rather get fixed) begging him on their hands and knees is sure to be amusing, but probably won't move him. Solution? Rin. Rin would ask him to save Kohaku. Sesshoumaru wouldn't turn down any small request from that adorable little girl... "Pleeeease, Sesshoumaru-sama? *sniffle*" Sess would be all "....................................fine. But just because I wanna see if it'll work." Rin:"yay!" *huggles* Sess:"..." Everyone else:"OMGWTFBBQ!?" Problem solved.
Next, we deal with Naraku. If everyone, the Inu-crew plus Kouga, Sess, and Kikyou, would set aside their jealously and pride for THREE EFFING SECONDS it'd be over. ULTIMATEDEATH!1-Tessaiga. We've been unhancing/upgrading the damn thing FOR-EV-ER! If it STILL can't thrash Naraku, we're not doing something right. What, does it have to glow in the dark and have scissors, and nailfile, and a toothpick attachments as well?! Jesus! ULTIMATEDEATH!2-Kagome/Kikyou. First, Kags needs to go to an arms dealer in her time and buy some crossbows. If she can't get those in Japan, then go to America. Then, she and Kikyou stock up on SuperArrows. THEN we hit the scene with two badass miko chicks armed and ready to make Naraku go boom. ULTIMATEDEATH!3-Kazaana. Not our first choice, but still an option. Naraku is all poinson-y and shit and will probably rot Miroku's arm off at the least, if not kill him with shouki. We don't want to lose Miroku, but this is an option we have to consider. ULTIMATEDEATH!4-Tenseiga. Sess travels all over feudal Japan practicing on random demons his super kickass new technique Meidou Zangetsuha so he's gotta be pretty good at it. All we need him to do is swing that baby and *fwoosh-poof!* the underworld opens up to suck Naraku in. Obviously, he won't go in willingly, but with attacks from Tessaiga, the goraishi, and magic arrows pushing him and the kazaana covering escape, he might not have a lot of choice. Come on, if they'd swallow thier pride and shit to work together, Naraku won't stand a chance. >__> Like
that will happen anytime soon...
Dealing with Kikyou's plan: If she happens to complete the jewel, I sincerely doubt she'll be able to purify Naraku's taint like she plans. She's but a shadow of her former self, and while she's still powerful, she is fueled by trapped souls and constructed from dirt, bones and vengeance. I just don't think she can do it.
*urgh* I just felt a wave of nausesousness accompanied by my stomach growling and I've broken into a sweat... *nice* I'll have finish this later, I think I'm going to throw up...
Be sure to look for part 2!! >__>
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