Anti Sesshoumaru/Kagome rant (feel the HATE 1)
I eat stupid fanbrats for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Gah... I can understand why my beloved Tomoe gets so sick of fanbrats and wankers ruining fandom and being asses. It's enough to make me 'spork my eyes out', as it were... It takes the incredible endurance and support of my tough fangirl friends to keep me from doing it sometimes... The other day I was so disgusted by the inexplicably huge fanbase for Sess/Kag that I had to back away from the computer before I put my face through the lovely plasma screen... You know, just because you horny middle school brats want to get with Sess doesn't give you the right to support to the point of worship Kago-sue and Sess as a pairing and make people like me SO UNREASONABLY ANGERED that I want to DESTORY YOU ALL! They don't have a pill for stupid pairing patience, and even if they did, it would not placate me.
I apologize. My sanity deteriorates when I'm angry and disgusted.
I even tried to go to 'a single spark' once... Needless to say, it was a bad move. Good thing no one else was home... I was laughing and cussing my ass off. Why am I so
passionately disgusted by this? Fuck, compared to my hatred of Sess/Kag, I practically worship Kikyou... (skerri...) AND IF I HEAR ONE MORE 'SESS IS LIKE A FATHER TO RIN AND IT'S NASTY FOR THEM TO BE TOGETHER' ARGUMENT I WILL TEAR SOMEONE'S EFFING FACE OFF!!!! I read comments from people on Sess/Rin fanfics that call the authors nasty and shit and I just want to hunt them down and explain to them this lovely thing called free expression and this lesser-known concept of RESPECT! No, no, listen to this... (I really shouldn't be forcing myself to read this shit, but...)
and remember, if all us fan writers BEGG long enough maybe our dear:
LADY TAKAHASHI RUMIKO
would make these poor, lowly,
sess\kag fans a movie all about sesshomaru and kagome! or at least a episode! or a manga!
or at she could write a fan fic herself so we could see what our
dear LADY\ KAMI would think about it!
Yes. That'd be the day...
the day I fucking kill myself!!!!
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This is a riot. Can you believe this SHIT!?
Now, why would you think Rumiko put Rin in the series? She obviously acts, and looks,
just like Kagome. Hint? Not good enough? Here's another, he says her name to Kikyou in the 2nd movie. Hmm.....odd, I thought he couldn't careless about humans.
..and that means, what, he loves her? The movies are hardly a basis for facts and tend to contradict the actually series. He asked why the dead chick pushed the other chick down the well. Something about either hating her, or testing her powers, oh, and
I'm going to kill Inuyasha, so lay off. Oh, surely this merits all your claims for Sess/Kag! Why did she put Rin in? Yes, it MUST have been to make him and Kagome get together because they're so much alike! *vomit*
Also, in the 3rd movie, he saves Rin AND Kagome. If he didn't care about them, then he would've let Kagome just stay there and be killed.
The vital word here being THEM. He saved Rin, Kagome just happened to be in the vicinity. The only one with a sword about to bisect them was Rin, who was trying to protect Kagome.
Hold on, I'm not done. Sad eh? Kagome gasps when Sesshoumaru pushes Inuyasha away from the Dragon Twister as well. Of course, with further thinking that's worry and also, "Oh no! Without Sesshoumaru, we wouldn't be able to stop Sou'unga!" Let's face it, Kagome is no where near that thought at all, even though she keeps on going back and forth, "I love him, I hate him! I love him, I hate him!" @_@ oy! Just end the freaking series already >>
Wow. You can read the minds of fictional characters? Don't you think she might have been gasping out of surprise that he pushed Inuyasha, the one whose name she's been screaming and worrying about the WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE, out of the way? Read my mind...
fucktard...
As I was saying......in episode 143, Kagome asks him to use Tenseiga to bring back some youkai's father. Why? She sees that he has some good in him.
Why? He's the only one with a sword who can bring people back to life.
Also, in the Playstation 1 game, where you have to play Inuyasha and Kagome first to get each character, when you change what they say, right where he defeats someone, yes someone, you can put..... I love you for Sesshoumaru! Yes! You read that right, it actually says it, so, I put that when he defeats Kagome (sounds so beautiful) x3 I think it's only for Kagome, maybe for.....others O_o Don�t forget that Rumiko wrote all of this, well >> only the episodes and the movies. Now, for the game.......I�m sure Bandai was having their kicks xx maybe not.
Yes, this is true. I wondered why they had him say that, but all the characters say odd and random stuff. Who wouldn't get a kick out of him being able to say that? So, yes, he can say 'I love you' to Kagome. And Inuyasha, Miroku, Sango, Shippou, Kikyou, Kouga, Naraku, Kagura, Totosai, and himself. The only way he could say that ONLY to Kagome would be if it was his default phrase... and it's not. I would know. I spent hours changing what everyone says and having a blast doing it.
This paring works perfectly because sesshomaru and kagome deserve eachother, plain and simple. Kagome has her heart broken constintly by inuyasha and sesshomaru
is alone.. well other then having rin jaken. The two fit perfectly together, Unlike kagome/inuyasha which fits together like a cheap puzzle, the kind that you
lose half the pieces and force the ones together that dont fit. -.- or mabye thats just me -.-... well thats why i guess... though i agree with all the other
suggestions as well... ya.. bye
Oh, I see. The puzzle pieces! That makes it all make sense! *headdesk*
I think sesshomaru loves kagome cuz' in movie 3, she was kidnapped and almost killed. Kagome was praying for inuyasha to come but then Sesshomaru came and saved her. it was so awsome.
Hmm. I recall there being someone else there... oh yeah! Rin! You know, the little girl who travels with him? I guess that was a coincidence. Fucktard.
And I also think sesshomaru likes rin cuz' she looks like Kagome. In the ep. wherew jaken is sick they say rin looks like kagome.
Jinenji says that. Kagome was the only female that has talked to him without being afraid until Rin spoke briefly to him trying to find the magic plant to save Jaken. Dear merciful Arseti, what a fucktard! (merciful Arseti? That'd be the day...)
When Inuyasha turned into a full flegded demon and sessy and him were fightin' Kagome ran to Inuyasha and told Sesshomaru to stop and he did.
He stopped because Inuyasha stopped. What fun is there in killing Inuyasha when he can't gloat? Not to mention his pride is such that he'd never kill an incapacitated Inuyasha. He doesn't need him to be unconscious to reduce him to a damp smear on the earth. And if he
didn't care whether or not Inuyasha was passed out or not, he would've killed both him and Kagome. That heifer called him a baka! "Bitch, I
know you didn't!" *kills*
Then there was other time when she was kidnapped by Mukotsu and sesshomaru saved her. well he said he didn't but i think he was dening it. So isn't that enough to prove it? I think it is.
You couldn't convince a jury of your slightly less-retarted peers, let alone a retarded goat.
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Dear gravy, I need a life...
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