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2nd year anniversary Oct. 2004- Oct. 2006
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Featured Question:
Rudolph
Why does Rudolph have a red nose? To help Santa guide his way through the night sky to help deliever presents to all the children of the world! ~_^
Last Month's Question
No actually to be honest not everyone eats Turkey at Thanksgiving. Some have Chicken and some people don't eat meat at all.
Noser Does everybody eat Turkey at Thanksgiving?
November's Question
Noser how old should you be when you stop trick or treating?
Hmmm.....thats very hard to say um... basically there is no age limit you stop when you want to...because the trick or treating you do the more free candy you get. ^_^
September's question
Noser I want to know alot about pokemon so I watch the shows and go to the unofficial sites. And I want to know more where can I go to learn more?
well have you tried www.pokemon.com yet? It tells you about every pokemon and shows you the newest games and whats happening on tv and more.
August's question
Yes you can. Write a small note thats nice and friendly and have it sent to their house through mail or when they aren't looking sneak it into their mailbox. That will brighten up anybody's day. ^_^
Noser,
I have a neighbor who never gets mail not even a card. Can I do something about this?
July's question
He was born on June, 23rd 1991
Noser, what day/year was Sonic the hedgehog born in?
June's question
Noser, I just graduated and I don't want to go to college yet is this a good idea or a bad one?
It's fine alot of people take a year off from school. What you should do is get a job and get ready for the real world until your ready for college
May's question
Let's see here... You could get a nice mothers day card for her, maybe flowers, or candy, but the best of all is the she knows you care.
Noser, Mother's day is coming up and I need suggestions on what I can buy her? Do you have any suggestions?
April's question
Noser in the American cartoons and games there's a villian named Robotnik. Whats his name in Japanese?
Thats easy his name is Dr. Eggman in Japanese
March's question
Well take it from me just do this keep watching your favorite kids/cartoon programs and eventually you'll get bored with it and you will just give it up really quick. I hope that helps. =)
Noser, I am starting to get too old for cartoons and things like that but I don't want to give it all up what should I do
Febuary's Question
Yes, it is true the robots that can kill you are only in Japanese cartoons which are banned from the United States because if you stare at it for even 10 seconds it can cause you to get seizures so my advice to you is stay away from those cartoons.
Noser I heard some robots in Japan can kill you is this true?
January's question
Noser, I have this friend who I am deeply in love with. But I am still deeply in love with my boyfriend what should I do?
eat an apple! No I'm kidding ^_^. acculally um... just do what your heart tells you too and if that doesn't work uh.....toss a coin in the air and hope for the best. but if you want my opinion just listen to your heart and it will tell you the right thing to do
december 2005
Noser whats the definition of Christmas?
Christmas---A holiday on Dec. 25 celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ
november 2005
The United States

In 1621, after a hard and devastating first year in the New World the Pilgrim's fall harvest was very successful and plentiful. There was corn, fruits, vegetables, along with fish which was packed in salt, and meat that was smoke cured over fires. They found they had enough food to put away for the winter.

The Pilgrims had beaten the odds. They built homes in the wilderness, they raised enough crops to keep them alive during the long coming winter, and they were at peace with their Indian neighbors. Their Governor, William Bradford, proclaimed a day of thanksgiving that was to be shared by all the colonists and the neighboring Native American Indians.

The custom of an annually celebrated thanksgiving, held after the harvest, continued through the years. During the American Revolution (late 1770's) a day of national thanksgiving was suggested by the Continental Congress.

In 1817 New York State adopted Thanksgiving Day as an annual custom. By the middle of the 19th century many other states also celebrated a Thanksgiving Day. In 1863 President Abraham Lincoln appointed a national day of thanksgiving. Since then each president has issued a Thanksgiving Day proclamation, usually designating the fourth Thursday of each November as the holiday.
Noser whats the history of thanksgiving in the United States?
October 2005 question
They do have specific reasons. like if you asked for a raise in allowance they'll say "Do you think money grows on trees?!"
One time, my grandpa said to me That he had to walk 15 miles in the snow just to get to snow.
So I really  I think they tell that to you so you won't get in any more trouble they just lecture you until you give up.
Hey Noser,
Do you know why parents always tell you about their lives when you get in trouble?
September 2005
Japanese animation, also known as anime (pronounced "ani-may"), is a popular form of animation in Japan which is quickly spreading in the U.S.  The major difference between anime and American cartoons is that unlike American cartoons, which are only watched by children, anime is popular among the Japanese adults and is watched by millions.  The audience is not merely directed to children but to teens and adults as well.  The same applies to Japanese comics known as manga.
Noser whats the difference between Anime and American Cartoons?
August 2005
Noser,
I don't like to go to school yet I still have to go at the end of the month. Why are my mom and dad forcing me to go?
Well your mom and dad just want you to have a good education if you have a good education you can go to college to become anything you want to be: a lawyer, a bank teller, computer designer, or anything you want but in order to do so you need a very good education.
July 2005
Well.........there's alot to do in the summer time there's swimming, you could play baseball, or some kind of sports but sometimes when its really hot out I just sit in front of the fan and/or by the air conditioner all day I hope that helps you. ^_^
Noser what do you like to do in the summer for activities when there's no school? I need help to find something to do.
June 2005
Most people are like that. There's not much I can do about it. But I think that if a person has to act like that he (or she) is not the right person for you but if you have a feeling that he (or she) is your soulmate talk it over see what they're feeling maybe he (or she) is afraid that you like that other person more than him (or her).
Noser, I have this friend and every time he sees me with two other guys he always gets jealous of me I mean one day I was playing Basketball with my two friends and I saw him in the window like he was mad why is that can you help me?
May's 2005
Because Mom's and Dad's believe that every day is childrens day but however, if you were in Japan that would be different because there are such thing as childrens day on March 3rd its girls day (A.K.A. Dolls festival) and May 5th is Childrens day (A.K.A Boy's day)
Noser I know there's a Mother's day and a father's day but why isn't there a children's day?
April's 2005
Yes, as a matter of fact there is you see Syrian Hamsters are fighters they will fight until one of them is injured or that one or both of them are killed which ever comes first so the golden rule is
ONE HAMSTER ONE CAGE!
Noser, I just got a couple of syrian hamsters are there any rules I should know about them?
March's 2005
A Leprechaun is a fairy-tale type creature that makes 4 leaf clover that bring you good luck but I heard once that if you find a 4 leaf clover on St. Patrick's day you will get good luck but that is pretty much just a superstition but is always very likely to happen.
Noser whats a Leprechaun?
february's 2005
Of course but that was a very very long time ago. In fact our date was on Valentine's Day the most romantic day of the year. As to who it was I hate to say it but I really don't remember because after that she moved away.
Noser did you once ever had a crush on anyone and if you did who?
January's 2005
One of my resolutions is to study more in school because remember education is very popular and very healthy for your mind
Noser what are your New Year's resolutions?
December's 2004
Of course I have remember I'm nocturnal (which means I sleep in the day and play all night) In response to your second question, He's perfect if you have seen all those Santa movies then you'll know what he looks like and No he does not have that microphone in his hat like in the Tim Allen movie "The Santa Clause"
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Noser have you ever been awake long enough to see santa? And if you have what does he look like?
November's 2004
We used too but we don't anymore because every time we had a new President a villian would either threaten him out of office or just assasinate him. In response to your 2nd question I don't know who I'd vote for I never give voting that much thought for two reasons 1. We stopped voting years ago. and 2. I'm 3 and a half years old I can't vote yet!
Noser do you vote for President just like we do here in America? and if you voted for one of our Presidents who would it be Bush, Kerry, or Nader?
OCTOBER's 2004
Well we call it Treating-or-Tricks and yes I wear a costume for this because when we go up to the house we say "Treat or tricks!" and if they say, "Sorry we aren't doing it this year" or "Sorry were all out" we play a trick on them and we have to wear the costumes so we don't get caught. Your second question said,"do we get candy?" No, we don't we can't eat candy like you can because were Human-animals and to our scientists say a Human-animal is:"an animal that acts and talks like a human but has more animal instincts than it does human and since were mostly animals we can't candy because it's either A:Bad for our health or B:It will kill us
Noser on your planet do you wear a costume when you go Trick-or-treating? and do you get candy?
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