| Vegeta's Guide Through Puberty |
| (note: don't actually take any of this seriously) |
| Hello, my name is Vegeta and I went through that horrid stage in life called puberty.I'm here to tell you about all the junk that happens then. Puberty starts around age 11 between your kness and nose.At that age the everyday young male Saiyan (damn FUNimation, they got me in the habbit of saying "Saiyan") would most likely want to punch something or someone like Nappa, this is the first sign of puberty in a male Saiyan's body. At age 12 and 13 you start go grow hair everywhere except your tounge but for some reason you don't have the urge to shave it off (chicks like hairy guys) .Also at age 12 and 13 you start to get attracted to the female Saiyan gender.Do not be scared of this. At age 14 and 15 you have the urge to smoke and do drugs.Go ahead and do drugs I don't care.At this age you also start to grow really tall all of a sudden (as you can see this didn't happen to me) . When age 16 comes around you get a huge mother ass forehead like me.Do not be scared of it, instead embrace it (what does that mean anyways?) . As you hit 17 you suddenly turn into a huge monkey and grow even more hair.You will not be able to control yourself and will most likely kill someone (this can happen at age 14 or even at age 12 like Goku) . At age 18 and 19 hell as finally passed and you can live the normal life of a male Saiyan. Thank-you for listen and I hoped you learned something.Oh by the way, get out of my damn house now punk! |