| Oolong the Pokemon expert steps out. Pokemon Fans: Oolong, Oolong! Oolong: Anybody got any panties they can spare? Interviewer: Panties?Oolong, you're a Pokemon expert. Why the hell do you need panties? Oolong: You can't have enough panties! Interviewer: Ok....... Oolong: It's true! Interviewer: Of course. Oolong: ...... Interviewer: So I understand you're a shape-shifter.Does that help with your Pokemon training? Oolong: Pokemon? What the f... Interviewer: You know Pokemon. You're the expert. Oolong: Yes, of course.No it doesn't really help. Infact why did you ask me such a stupied question? Of course it don't help! Interviewer: I'm terribly sorry. Oolong: You damn well better be! Interviewer: That's it!I QUIT! Interviewers Boss: You can't quit! Interviewer: Watch me! Vegeta steps in. Vegeta: Everyone shut up! I'm trying to watch the play you know. It's by Shakesphere! Ok.....that's the end of this damn interview...Yuppie! :) :P |