| HUMOR |
| Here's some ways to know you are OBSESSED with DBZ.They are in no special order. |
| You wish to become SSJ |
| You mix DBZ with reality. |
| You buy beans whenever you are hurt thinking you would heal. |
| You lit yourself on fire and yelled out I'm the strongest being ever! |
| You show all your friends the fusion dance.Then you ask yourself why you don't have any friends anymore. |
| You spend all of each night trying to power up. |
| You catch yourself calling your best friend Trunks. |
| You call your mom Chi-Chi. |
| You go to Wal-Mart and ask if they have any scouters in stock. |
| After the clerk questions you you point a finger at him thinking he would blow up. |
| WHY ME? |
| Gohan: Mom I got a A+ on my math test! Chi-Chi:(crying)Why me?Why me? Gohan:But mom you love it when I get good marks. Goku:Chi-chi he's right. Goten:Mom I'm starting school in 3 days! Chi-Chi:(crying)Why me?Why me? Trunks:Hi Goten.I'm droping out of school to train! Chi-Chi:Good for you Trunks!I wish I hade a son like you. Goku:Chi-Chi can you teach me how to fight like a girl? Chi-Chi:Of coures fighting is the best way to build your IQ! Gohan:But mom you always tell me to study and never train. ChiChi.Why me?Why me? |
| Warning:Most of the WHY ME? stuff isn't funny just stupid. |
| THINGS DBZ CHARECTERS WOULD NEVER SAY! |
| Goku:Fighting, whats that? Goku:I'm on a diet. Chi-Chi:Gohan stop studying and train your not even SSJ yet! Vegeta:Goku is my hero! Gohan:My dad sucks! Krillin:I need new gel for my hair. Vegeta:Being SSJ sucks! 18:I love my new cowgirl outfit! Krillin:Goku is a loser!!!!!! Goten: NO!!!!!!!I forget my name!!!Mom I need the shirt with my name on it!!!I always forget my name when I don't where a shirt with the name on it! Me:You know how much DBZ sucks? Goku:Chi-Chi!!!!!You suck!!!! Future Trunks:I hate everyone!!!!! Piccolo:Bulma,can you take me shopping?I nee some new clothes. Bulma:Sorry Trunks,but fixing TV's are much to hard for me!!! Tien:Mr.Clean is my idol!I wanna be just like him!!Oh....wait first I gotta get this third eye removed!! |
| Top 5 Reasons Vegeta gets so many dates!!! #5:Gotta love the hair! #4:He's a prince!!!Enough for ya? #3:When you hang out with guys like Piccolo,Krillin and Goku chicks are bound to love ya! #2:What lady can reaset that much hair when he turns SSJ4?!! #1:Tight clothes!!!!Great to show off the muscles!!!!! |
| The Top 5 Stupiedest Things FUNimation Could do to DB!!! #5.Make Goku stop after his 3rd peace of cake... #4.Make Muten Roish a criminal! #3.Make Vegeta a vegitairian! #2.Make Gohan a drug dealer! #1.Make Oolong the main character!!With his special "Panties Power!!!" |