Quotes

Life

"The best things in life aren't things." -Unknown

"Live to win, dare to fail." -James Hetfield

"I never worry about the future. It comes soon enough." -Albert Einstein

"Seas wept from our deep sorrows." -John Milton

"I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinate space" -Hamlet (Shakespeare)

"What reinforcement we may gain from hope, if not what resolution from despair." -John Milton

"The unexpected may annoy us, but may also wake us up." -Scott Russell Sanders

"All things seem complex if they are poorly understood." -Anonymous

"All we see or seem, Is but a dream within a dream." -Edgar Allen Poe

"Childhood ends the moment you know you're gonna die." -The Crow

"Anything easy is more trouble than it's worth." -Tasselhoff Burfoot (Dragonlance Chronicles)

"In order to deal with reality, one must first discover it." -Unknown

"What the hell is going on, cruelest dream reality." -The Offspring

"Freely we serve, Because we freely love, as in our will To love or not; in this we stand or fall." -John Milton

"Love is a strange thing, like a shadow, it creeps up on you without your knowing, and once it overtakes you, you are forever lost in the comfortable darkness that is love, unable to see beyond its simple beauty." -Jon Klauke

"Is love a tender thing? it is too rough, Too rude, too boisterous, and it pricks like a thorn." -Romeo (Shakespeare)

"If we deny love that is given to us, if we refuse to give love because we fear the pain of loss, then our lives will be empty, our loss greater." -Tanis (Dragonlance Chronicles)

"The disease of modern character is specialization." -W. Barry

"We cannot all be masters, nor all masters cannot truely be follow'd." -Iago (shakespeare)

"Life is for my own to live my own way." -James Hetfield

"Every thread you discover in the local web of life leads beyond your place to life elsewhere." -Scott Russell Sanders

"One man's sunset is another man's dawn." -Fievel Mouskawitz

"Of all the things i've lost in life, i miss my mind the most." -Ozzy Osborne

"What in me is dark illumine, what is low raise and support." -John Milton

Science

"We are the Universe in manifest, here to study itself." -Jon Klauke

"Here are we / on this starry night starring into space / and i must say / i feel as small as dust / lying down here." -Dave Matthews

"If you took all the sand from all the beaches, all the desserts, and all the oceans and called that the Universe, our whole solar system would be less than one grain of sand." -Seth Shostak

"The known is finite, the unknown is infinite; intellectually we stand on an islet in the midst of an illimitable ocean of inexplicability. Our buisness in every generation is to reclaim a little more land." -Thomas H. Huxley

"The absence of proof is not the proof of absence." -Unknown

"Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory does not understand it." -Niels Bohr

"Time is the seed of the Universe." -The Mahabharata

"Magic is any sufficiantly advanced technology." -Arthur C. Clark

"Electricity is just organized lightning." -George Carlin

"Two things are infinate: the Universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the Universe." -Albert Einstein

"There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy" -Hamlet (Shakespeare)

"Physics is like sex : sure, it may give some practicle results, but that's not why we do it." -Richard Feynman

"What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind." -Thomas Hewitt Key

"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours, that's relativity." -Albert Einstein

"This isn't right, this isn't even wrong." -Wolfgang Pauli

"Black holes were created when God divided by zero." -Unknown

"The faster you go the shorter you are." -Albert Einstein

"One must not mistake majority for truth." -Jean Cocteau

"The world does not end with a bang, but a whimper." -T.S. Elliot

"Physicists do it in superposition." -Unknown

"Great minds will always find opposition from mediocre minds." -Albert Einstein

"There once was a young girl named bright, Who's speed was far faster than light, She traveled one day, In a relative way, And returned on the previous night." -Unknown

Religion

"The mind in its own place, and in itself; can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n." -John Milton

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing man he doesn't exist." -Kevin Spacey (The Usual Suspects)

"Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heav'n." -John Milton

"It is not because angels are holier then men or devils that makes them angels, but because they do not expect holiness from one another, but from God only." -William Blake

"Sole reigning holds the tyranny of Heav'n." -John Milton

"Heaven and Hell are simply what you make them, it's the one you design the most that chooses your path through life." -Jon Klauke

Yourself

"Know thyself, and you'll know the Universe" -Unknown

"Under what torments inwardly I groan, while they adorne me on the throne of Hell, with Diadem and Scepter high advanc'd the lower still I fall, only supreme in misery; such joy ambition finds." -John Milton

"Tis Better to Sit there and LOOK the fool, than to open your mouth and prove it." -Mark Twain

"Heaven is for thee too high to know what passes there; be lowly wise: Think only what concerns thee and thy being." -John Milton

"Victoms, aren't we all." -The Crow

"Tut, I have lost myself, I am not here; This is not Romeo, he's some other where." -Romeo (Shakespeare)

"...preferring hard liberty before the easy yoke of servile pomp." -John Milton

"They locked the door / and threw away the key / there's someone in my head but it's not me." -Pink Floyd

"Only the dead are without fear." -Tanis (Dragonlance Chronicles)

"Never frown, because you don't know when someone is falling in love with your smile." -Unknown

"All we are is light made solid." -Anonymous

"Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts." -Unknown

"Imagination is the one weapon we have against reality." -Jules de Gaultier

"Never let school get in the way of your education." -Mark Twain

"I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw." -Hamlet (Shakespeare)

"If one learns from others but does not think, one will be bewildered; If one thinks but does not learn from others, one will be in peril." -Confucious

Other

"There are some qualities, some incorporate things, that have a double life, which thus is made. A type os twin entity which springs from matter and light, envinced in solid and shade." -Edgar Allen Poe

"The ghosts of the past speak to all who will listen." -The Crow

"that which we call a rose, By any other name would smell as sweet." -Juliet (Shakespeare)

"In wildness is the salvation of the world." -Aldo Leopold

"Now progress takes away, what forever took to find." -Dave Matthews

"Everything that begins, begins with blood." -F. Scott Fitzgerald

"Consensus is the absence of leadership." -Margaret Thatcher

"Can't feed em, don't breed em." -Random Bumper Sticker

"You think that's air you're breathing?... Hmmmm" -Morphious

"Ignorance is bliss." -Sypher

"Sharing's only fun when it's not your stuff." -Lars Ulrich

"If Yoda great jedi master he be, why not a sentence complete can he?" -Unknown

"Republic. I like the sound of the word -- means people can live free, talk free, go or come, buy or sell, be drunk or sober, however they choose. Some words give you a feeling. Republic is one of those words that makes me tight in the throat--the same tightness a man gets when his baby takes his first step or his first baby shaves or makes his first sound like a man. Some words can give you a feeling that make your heart warm. Republic is one of those words." --John Wayne in "The Alamo"

"The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government." -Patrick Henry

T-Shirts

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

"Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young."

"I'm not paid enough to be nice to you!"

"My lizard is bigger than yours!"

"At my age I've seen it all; I've heard it all; I've done it all; I just can't remember it all."

"How can i be so thirsty this morning, when i drank so much last night?"

"Your proctologist called, they found your head."

"I can only please one person per day. Today isn't your day, tomorrow doesn't look good either."

"My IQ test came back negative."

"21 and legally old enough to do everything i've been doing since i was fifteen."

"In dog years i'm dead."

"Smile, it confuses people."

"Got Beer?"

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