The Survey

Full Name?:

Name Meaning?:

Did Your Name Come From Your Mom's Ex-Boyfriend's Name?: Yes No

Date Of Birth?: Month January February March April May June July August September October November December

Date Of Death (Down to the minute if possible please)?: Month January February March April May June July August September October November December

Place Of Birth?:

Place Of Death?:

Cause Of Death?:

Cause Of Birth?:

Height?:

Classification (Typical or Untypical, Types 1-3)?: Type Typical Untypical Number 1 2 3 4

Favorite Actress?:

Favorite Porno?:

Do You Have A Girlfriend?: Yes No I'm just sad and pathetic. My name is Rob.

Do You Care About her?: Yes No I'm just sad and pathetic. My name is Rob.

Do You Often Drive Fast (Or Ride Unnecessarily With Someone Who Does, And If So Who)?:

Yes No I'm just sad and pathetic. My name is Paul.

Do You Have Female Undergarments?: Yes I'm just sad and pathetic. My name is Rob. No

Do You Wear Them?: I'm just sad and pathetic. My name is Rob. No

Are You Broke?: Yes No Yes, I'm sad and pathetic and my name is Justin.

What Is It A Result Of ?:

Does Size Matter (Guys Point Of View)?: Yes No No, my name is Paul

Most Romantic Thing You Have Ever Done With Some One?:

Classification (Typical or Untypical, Types 1-3)?: Type Typical Untypical Number 1 2 3 4

Favorite Actor?:

Favorite Musical Group That You Watch With The Intensity Of A Guy With A Porno?:

Do You Have A Boyfriend?: Yes No Yes, my name is Julia and I have 4000 of them

Do You Care About Him?: Yes No Yes, my name is Julia and I love all of them

Do You Have Any Male Undergarments?: Yes No Yes, My name is Paul

Do You Wear Them?: Yes No Yes, My name is Paul

Does Size Matter (Girl's Point Of View)?: Yes No Yes, My name is Paul

Most Romantic Thing You Have Ever Done With Some One?:

Most Prized Possession?:and Sporks Badgers Penii Altoids

Best Friends?:

Reasons?:

What Is Your Quest?:

What Is Your Favorite Musical Group?:

Are You Mad At Me?: Yes No Yes, you rotten bastard

How Many Times Do You Say That In a Day?: Pi 3.14 never never stopped more then 4 194642623654464464

What Is Under Your Bed?:

Who Is Under Your Bed?:

How Many People Have You Killed Today?: 3.14 Pi never stopped never more then 4 194642623654464464

Have You Ever Cut Your Self On A Harmless Object?: Yes No Yes, I learned from becky Yes, I am becky

Have You Ever Stuck Your Fingers In Fan Blades?: Yes No

Was It On Purpose?: Yes like you would do it by accident No

Are You A Rabid Wombat Or A Wild Weasel?: Rabid Wombat Wild Weasel Sea Turtle, my name is Paul

Are You A Wiener?: Yes No Yes, my name is Justin and I love RISK

Are You Proud Of it?: Yes No Yes, my name is Justin and I love RISK

Do You Own A Spork?: Yes No Yes, and they are ultra sexy

Do You Find It Ultra Sexy?: No, I am unimaginative See above

Does Your Wardrobe Contain Any Articles Of Black Leather Besides A Jacket?: No, I am unimaginative See above

If Yes, Can I Join In Too?: Yes Mabye later No

Have You Ever Eaten Something That You Didn't Know What It Was?: Yes But it was free No

Have You Ever Eaten Someone You Didn't Know Who It Was?: No Yes I was on a Jet with a soccer team and then...

Have You Ever Heard Beaker Do "Dual Of The Fates"?: Yes No

Have You Ever Heard A Mongoose Scream?: Yes No Mabye

Were You The Cause?: Yes No Mabye

How Insane Are You?: less then 25% Less then Paul Less then 50% Less then 75% Less then Justin I am Justin I am Justin and I came up with this survey

Have You Ever Been Raped Consensually?: Yes No Mabye

Have You Ever Been Wrapped Consensually?: Yes No My name is Paul

Have You Ever Been Duct-Taped To A Chair?: Yes No My name is Paul

Was It Your Idea?: My name is Paul Yes No

Did You Find It Sexually Exciting?: Yes No My name is Paul

Do You Enjoy The Taste Of Chocolate Body Frosting?: Yes No Yes, I have PMS

Do You Own A Supply Of It?: Yes No Yes, I have PMS

If Yes, Can I Come Over?: Yes No Bring a spork

Have You Ever Thrown Someone Off A Cliff?: Yes Only once

Was It Yourself?: Yes Only once Not this time

Has It Ever Moved As A Result Of Contact?: Yes No Not unless your name is Sam

Do You Know What The Phrase "Like A Frightened Turtle" Means?: Yes My name is Gordon and my winkie is dinkie No

Have You Ever Thrown Yourself At The Ground And Missed?: Yes No I wish that old woman would stop looking

Have You Ever Been Hit In The Small Of The Back By A Flying Party?: Yes Only once No Mabye

Have You Ever Had Sex In Space?: Yes Only once No Mabye

Are You A Canadian Spy?: I did not kill Fran during training Yes No Mabye

Are You Broken?: Yes No What do you think

Favorite Food?:

Favorite Drink?:

Favorite Book?:

Have You Ever Given A 4 Hour Long Back-Rub?: Yes I am magic fingers No

Have You Ever Been Called Magic Fingers?: Yes I am magic fingers No

Was It Because Of The Back-Rub?: Yes No HEHE

Have You Gotten More Then Your Brother Or Sister?: Yes I have gotten more then Rob, my name is Paul No My sister is Julia

Is Paul There?: Yes I hid the body elsewhere No I kidnapped him

If you could own any carnivorous non-domesticated animal that's ever existed in the history of the earth, which one would it be and why?:

Ga?: chaa ba ma DUDE

Have You Ever Slept With An Ice Pick Beneath Your Pillow ?: Yes Not recently Only one

Do You Know Who The Author Of " The Helping Friendly Book" Is ? Bob Hope God Paul Trey Icculus Justin Barry Manalow

Have You Ever Sat In One Or More Forms Of Leather ?: Yes At least it was dead

How Badly Do You Want A Fire Hazard In Your Room ?: Very Don't More then life itself

And How ?:

How Many Times Has A Grandmother Caught You In a Sexual Act ?: 0 3.14 5 Pi

Do You Need More ?: Yes Please sir may I have another More what?

Do My Monkeys Hate Your Monkeys?: Yes No I love them for it

Pray Monkeys Broke The Rockies?: Exactly Huh? Nope God I love Monkeys

Do You Think Its Over?: Yes No, you idiot there's one more question I hope so I hope not

What Do "YOU" Know?: Nothing Whatever it is it's worth 10 more points Everthing X-Rays and Hawking radiation are the only things to escape a black hole