Exeter Zoowatch

Gnu


Calamity has yet again struck Exeter zoo, as a number of animals were stolen after a break-in last night. Dilbert Sick, the zoo�s head of small exotic ox like animals is with us now.
Hiya Mark!
Dilbert, can-
Dilly, please.
Dilly, what exactly happened?
To put it simply, last night several intruders got past our extensive security system and stole all of our gnus.
What security measures do you have?
We�ve got dangerous animals patrolling the grounds.
Like guard dogs?
Nah, lions and tigers- stuff like that- we are a zoo after all! May as well make use of what we've got!
Right. So, your gnus were stolen- any idea what for.
Well, sadly, the reason is becoming apparent. We�ve had reports from the police that the stolen gnus are being used in a series of heists by dyslexic bank robbers.
Any advice to people who come into contact with anyone armed with a gnu?
Be careful- they�re four legged and endangered.
That about wraps it up- thank you very much- Dilly Sick!
Cheers.
So, why do you think the lions and tigers didn�t stop the thieves?
I don�t know, but that does remind me. You should also be on the look-out for some stolen lions and tigers.