Exeter Zoowatch

Kangaroo

There are many things that weigh heavily on the minds on students; drinking, shagging... drinking. But nothing comes close in importance than the plight of God�s creatures, everywhere. So let us once return to Exeter Zoo, and to help us find out the latest developments in the animal kingdom is the zoo�s expert on Australian jumpy animals, Skippy Wootchetygrubs, who joins us now.
G�day Mark!
So, Skippy, how are things?
They could be better, Mark. You see, the thing is, we�ve just had a close call with our Kangaroo.
Really? What happened?
Well, last night, I goes in to feed the fella, when I disturb an intruder, who scarpers over the wall before I can catch up with him. The kangaroo was tied down and beside it was a tube of KY jelly- its all very mystifying.
How peculiar- do you have any other details?
A few. The man running away seemed to be elderly, but spriteful, and was singing �Tie me kangaroo down, sport�, to himself.
Playing with his wobble board?
No, I saw him putting that back in his trousers when I disturbed him. We also found a giant painted mural, of what we believe to be Wil E. Kyote.
So, do the police have any leads?
Well, they�re following up some leads on Noel Edmonds, but I doubt they�ll come to anything.
Well, we wish you all the best on that. Any other zoo news?
Yes, Rolf Harris is coming down to record an episode of animal hospital. I for one, can�t wait!
Fantastic! Well, thanks for joining us, Skippy!
Bonza!